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May 2014

The Great American Super Horse

May 31, 2014 6 notes
May 30, 2014 22,162 notes
#reblog
May 30, 2014 642,386 notes
#reblog #long post
Why FlutterDash? I mean, I know the half of it, being the best ship and all, heh... don't tell TJ I said that...

Meh. FlutterDash is my third Dash ship, distantly behind TwiDash and reigning RariDash. So I don’t ship it religiously.

Really, I just find it cute. Dashie being the tough ol’ loyal friend and Fluttershy being the moral compass just kinds seem pretty nice.

I blame Sam, Boulder, and mysterious third person for this.

May 29, 2014 6 notes
#nyeh #ask captain rainbow dash #ask
When are you going to repent for your FlutterDash crimes?

When are you going to fix the hole in your hat? :v

May 29, 2014 35 notes
#piratedashmod #ask
Who and How was your first kiss? (If you've had it yet)

Never had my first kiss.

May 29, 2014 6 notes
#cactus is a romance loser #samroseiswatchingyou #ask
Why are you named POST Cactus?

Because I run a blog named “Post Crusade.”

And I thought it’d be funny/cute/whatever.

May 29, 2014 4 notes
#Anonymous #ask
would you chomp on a pony nose chomp on a pony pony nose would you do this would you chomp on a pony nose you can chomp on a pony nose nobody will even know well maybe the pony will know but it can be you and the pony's secret a secret pony secret pony nose chomp

*chomps you*

May 29, 2014 6 notes
#tempusfidgets #ask

TMI Thursday, anyone?

[nyeh]

May 29, 2014
#i'm bored

ask-wiggles liked your post:ask-wiggles: dear tumblr: please make photosets…

Did you just like your own post? :U

May 29, 2014 4 notes
#ask-wiggles #i do it sometimes though so i shouldn't be talking

ask-wiggles:

dear tumblr: please make photosets 15 images long so that I can cram stupid jokes into already stuffed scripts

May 29, 2014 49 notes
#yes please #reblog
May 28, 2014 2,710 notes
#PRETTY PONIES #reblog
Streaming MLP, Season 1: Episodes 11 & 12livestream.com

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Gonna start in 5 minutes, don’t miss it!

STARTING NOW GET IN HERE.

May 28, 2014 2 notes
#reblog

Welp. Target rejected my application.

The job hunt continues.

May 28, 2014 8 notes
#mod mod mod
May 28, 2014 127 notes

postcrusade-mod:

I know it’s a long shot. But I want to see a radical fuck up so badly, he/she would have to be forced to write a public apology and actually recognize that he/she fucked up. The bigger the following, the better.

Alas, the day this happens will be the day hell freezes over.

An explanation.

Keep reading

May 27, 2014 7 notes
#self reblog #DRAMA

delilahmidnight:

lbby:

evanedinger:

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

im so fucking angry

EVERY FUCKING TIME, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE FALLEN FOR THIS.

May 27, 2014 607,983 notes
#god... #god damn it #reblog

wHOOPS I UPDATED THE WRONG BLOG

May 27, 2014 6 notes
#poor diaries will never update at this rate #mod mod mod

I know it’s a long shot. But I want to see a radical fuck up so badly, he/she would have to be forced to write a public apology and actually recognize that he/she fucked up. The bigger the following, the better.

Alas, the day this happens will be the day hell freezes over.

May 27, 2014 7 notes
#mod mod mod #blah blah drama

What better way to distract oneself by updating themes?

>:c

May 25, 2014 5 notes
#i need to stop doing this #mod mod mod
May 25, 2014 21 notes
#reblog #milestone post thing #cactus pone

It has just occurred to me that Diaries Dashie can understand and kinda speak 3 languages.

  • Equestrian (Modern English with horse terms.)
  • Uróborosian (Latin American Spanish, refer to this post)
  • Messinian (A Frankenstein-ish cross between Latin, Spanish, and English, AKA, the language I made up.)
May 25, 2014 8 notes
#mod mod mod

Boredom is writing your own fictional language.

May 24, 2014 8 notes
#mod mod mod #diaries is the next blog to be updated

After 1 million years, Cactus has updated a blog.

WOOOOOOO!!!

May 24, 2014 15 notes
#took him long enough >:c #mod mod mod
May 23, 2014 30 notes
#rain catcher wip #mod mod mod

Malewarebytes updated to v.2 and it scared the shit about of me because now it looks like one of those fake antivirus ransom-ware.

May 22, 2014 7 notes
#mod mod mod
  • Post Cactus: Post Crusade® Human Torso Covering
  • Post Cactus: Coming soon to a store near you
May 21, 2014 6 notes
#who'd buy a post crusade shirt? #NO ONE HAH! #mod mod mod

If you’re wondering why none of my blogs have updated in weeks/months, then don’t fret.

I think I’m coming out of my dry spell.

Maybe

May 21, 2014 11 notes
#mod mod mod
Your gross opinions on the gross word gross gross me out. Gross!

groß

May 21, 2014 6 notes
#Anonymous #ask

I can’t take the word “gross” seriously anymore.

I mean, come on.

Gross.

Gross is gross.

Gross? Gross! GROSS!!!!

Grooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssss.

It’s not even a word anymore.

May 21, 2014 12 notes
#gross #mod mod mod
Play
0:35
May 18, 2014 21 notes
#mod mod nod
May 18, 2014 21 notes
#clovercon was fun
May 18, 2014 24 notes
#clovercon
May 17, 2014 39,397 notes
#reblog #polictics yay

So I’m going to a small convention (my first one ever) in Bridgewater, NJ called Clovercon on Sunday.

And I am totally not calling on barobarbles to get her butt there so I can hug her. :V

May 16, 2014 7 notes
#mod mod mod

lilboulder replied to your post: “Ruh roh! A small section of the SJW side has made contact with my…”:

cactus did you just use the term sjw

Is this not the right term to use anymore?

May 16, 2014
#lilboulder #reply

two-coloured replied to your post: “Ruh roh! A small section of the SJW side has made contact with my…”:

uhhhhh… Can you explain the joke? o_O From the image I can’t really tell who you’re poking fun at or why or… errr anything.

The sign has nothing to do with anything. It’s just a stupid saying I came up with for shits and giggles.

“I am a pony with no official character telling everyone that a majority of ponies are forced to talk out of character much in the same way I’m doing now.”

The target is not really anyone in particular. It’s just mocking the mouthpiece format in general.

People have just been interpreting it they’re own way. Anti-antibronies see it as me calling out anti-bronies for their bullshit, even though I didn’t draw it with that purpose.

May 16, 2014 4 notes
#reply #two-coloured

And just some clarification for the newer followers, I’m not usually a loud anti-BSSJW. I just couldn’t help myself in parodying the mouthpieces.

So yeah. Don’t expect public action or outcry. I like to keep it relatively quiet and to myself (or close friends in Skype chats).

May 15, 2014 2 notes
#mod mod mod

Ruh roh!

A small section of the SJW side has made contact with my Dinkymouthpiece pic!

I hope they don’t discover my true intentions.

(Jesus Christ, I didn’t expect it to blow up like that and it’s beginning to worry me a bit because I don’t want it to become an actual message. It’s just a joke. ;A;)

May 15, 2014 7 notes
#mod mod mod
May 15, 2014 277 notes
#reblog #TOO CUTE TO HANDLE #HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG!!!
Play
May 15, 2014 9 notes
#soccer is fun
Streaming MLP, Season 1: Episodes 3 & 4livestream.com

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Continuing the hiatus-related re-run of the old MLP episodes, we’ll be showing Ticket Master and Applebuck Season tonight!

May 14, 2014 1 note
#it's a stream thing #with fun stuff #you should join
May 14, 2014 44 notes
#it's a joke #poor rumble and his coltness
May 14, 2014 214 notes
#it's a joke #seriously I won't be outright rude or anything #just tastefully mocking

Okay I’m gonna go ahead and retract that “AdBlock blocks Recommended posts” claim because it’s beginning to roll out for me.

May 14, 2014 4 notes
#apologies

someponysscribbles:

poniesforparents:

I do NOT appreciate tumblr taking the initiative to now put posts from ‘suggested blogs’ right into my dashboard.

Tumblr. I do not need your help to find blogs to follow. A lot of people who show up in my Recommended Blogs are people who I specifically do not follow for a REASON. I do not want their posts showing up on my dashboard — that would be the reason I am NOT following them.

I also don’t want to block these people - I find it petty to block someone unless they are harassing you, I would have liked to just continue to live in a land of mutually pretending each other doesn’t exist, but now you’re ~~being helpful~~ and shoving their posts directly on to my dash.

Thanks for that. Really. A lot.

Stahp trying to ‘help’.

Love, 
Ash

Wait, Tumblr does this? That’s stupid as all fuck.

I can’t prove that it might be, but since I’ve never seen it, downloading Adblock, and Adblock plus might get rid of them.

I haven’t seen any of these kinds of posts. I have AdBlock Plus for Chrome, so that may be why. (It also blocks sponsored posts, I believe.)

So yes, try to get on that. And if you have it, go to the settings and update the filter lists.

I’m not sure how Tumblr’s algorithm for the suggested blog thing works, but I think it tracks your likes and reblogs and any blogs mentioned in them. So if you’re a blog that tends to argue or call people out through reblogs, then take note of this.

EDIT: And Xkit has an extension for removing Recommended posts called, “No Recommended.” That may be helpful as well.

May 13, 2014 36 notes
#reblog #kinda a psa
May 13, 2014 1,676 notes
#reblog #simply incredible
May 12, 2014 205 notes
#reblog #crusading small horses
May 12, 2014 30 notes
#reblog #PROMOTION

I hate naps. They have this energy-draining feel for me rather than recharging.

May 11, 2014 17 notes
#mod mod mod
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