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November 2016

triwizarded:

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

Nov 30, 2016 590,935 notes
#december 2011 #i think #it's been so long i can't remember #mod mod mod #reblog
Nov 30, 2016 14 notes
#mod mod mod #post crusade wip

C H A O S   R E I G N S

Nov 26, 2016
#mod mod mod #penn state vs. michigan state #BIG 10 EAST CHAMPIONS #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MOTHER

FUCKING

SPORTS

Nov 26, 2016 2 notes
#mod mod mod #OSU vs MICH
Play
Nov 24, 2016 92,283 notes
#reblog #thanksgiving
Nov 23, 2016 9 notes
#mod mod mod #my art
Nov 20, 2016 847,239 notes
#reblog #i need a tag for american stuff #broken pen
Nov 19, 2016 236 notes
#reblog #technology

theauthorman:

post-cactus:

People seem to think that plants love puns or memes or stuff like that.

“Wow you’re being quite a prick right hahahaha prick it’s because you’re a cactus.”

lol yeah I’ve never heard that one befor- stfu

Us producers deserve better than this unethical treatment from the consuming heathens. The silent majority will not stand for our memification and the lies of false plants abroad!

>:C

Nov 16, 2016 23 notes
#reblog #>:C

People seem to think that plants love puns or memes or stuff like that.

“Wow you’re being quite a prick right hahahaha prick it’s because you’re a cactus.”

lol yeah I’ve never heard that one befor- stfu

Us producers deserve better than this unethical treatment from the consuming heathens. The silent majority will not stand for our memification and the lies of false plants abroad!

Nov 16, 2016 23 notes
#mod mod mod #plantposting

takashi0:

megamushroom64:

@takashi0 OH MY FUCKING GOD

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/11/indoniesian-store-stocks-cupcakes.html

Nov 15, 2016 359 notes
#reblog #mlp
Nov 15, 2016 52,372 notes
#reblog #meta
Play
0:12
Nov 11, 2016 69,127 notes
#reblog #technology #video

piratedashmod replied to your post: Apparently, ShutterflyEQD thinks I’m an asshole….

What did you do?

I don’t know!

I got a message a week ago from a random asking for a free birthday request (lol) that I never properly got back to. I should’ve, I’ll be honest about that.

And just now, I got a second one where the random calls me out for ignoring them and the casually mentions that one ShutterflyEQD was right about me being an asshole.

I’ve heard of them, but I’m fairly certain that I’ve never interacted with them in my entire life. So I dunno  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

EDIT: Okay, the random was talking shit. Ignore this.

Nov 11, 2016 2 notes
#piratedashmod #reply

Apparently, ShutterflyEQD thinks I’m an asshole.

Huh, I wonder why.

EDIT: Okay, turns out that the random was talking out their ass. Apologies to Shutterfly for the misunderstanding.

Nov 11, 2016 3 notes
#mod mod mod

Ugh.

I want to write yet another post about the election but I feel like I’ve done enough politicking for one year. x_x

Nov 10, 2016 5 notes
#someone agree with me on this #mod mod mod

The Tumblr app should really fix the way they handle attempting to post something with a bad internet connection.

All it tells you is that they’ll “try again later” and give you no control over that. Either it’ll post like it just did, or it’ll be sent to the void or it’ll be queued for some time in the future way after you forget about it.

Nov 10, 2016
#mod mod mod

It’s 5 AM and I’m tired so obviously I should be sleepi- WRONG

Nov 10, 2016
#mod mod mod #=n=
Nov 9, 2016 821 notes
#reblog #the smallest horses
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Nov 9, 2016 658,472 notes
#reblog #autumn is a deer #bun #video

mr-rottson:

How the hell do people shade Nightmare Moon when she’s literally just black?

Maybe using some black light effect?

Nov 9, 2016 7 notes
#reblog

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

glamorousgamine:

hexiac:

glamorousgamine:

Credit where it’s due. David Wong wrote a good article about why Trump won.

This one?

Yes.

That’s actually a really good article, didn’t think I’d say that about anything coming from Cracked lately.

Nov 9, 2016 366 notes
#reblog #politics #if you have calmed down and want answers and are willing to have an open mind #then please read this article before you go back to spitting out caps-locked rhetoric

andythanfiction:

I know there are a lot of people terrified of a Trump presidency for a lot of reasons, but some of the most vibrant horror I’m seeing is coming from young queer people. These people were in middle school or grade school when Obama was first elected, when Glee came on with its revolutionary act of portraying a blatantly Disney-saccharine gay love story. RuPaul and Ellen are huge tv stars, Sulu owns Facebook. RENT is a musical theatre standby performed in high schools. Marriage equality and bathrooms have been their biggest fights. So this? Looks like the apocalypse.

It’s not. Within my lifetime, a president laughed at hundreds of thousands of people dying of AIDS. Within my lifetime, that was a death sentence, not a footnote on a Grindr profile. Within my lifetime, “transsexuals” only existed as cruel punchlines. The only trans guy I had even heard of at 19 was from a movie about him being murdered. Ellen was a pariah who had lost her show for coming out. Being gay was career suicide if you were anything but a hairdresser. It was automatic dishonorable discharge from the military.

This is not saying Trump couldn’t undo a lot of that. But not all of it. And even if, EVEN IF he did? Queer people survived. Flourished. Got to where it is now. And where it is now includes a younger generation who will not go back, and in another 20 years, will be the CEOs, the senators, the governors, the president.

If you don’t give up.

Don’t you fucking dare give up.

Nov 9, 2016 72,183 notes
#reblog #the last political post I'll make #like many things that have preceded us #we can and we will get through it #but first let's just all take a deep breath
Nov 9, 2016 17 notes
#reblog #best apple #pc fanart #many thanks BG!

40% of my dashboard is nonstop election memes from Canadians. 30% are future unsatisfied customers of the National Suicide Prevention Hotline.

And the other 30% are just chillin’ as usual.

Also, the initial shock has worn off and now I’m in the “oh well, let’s go for a ride” stage. Yeeeeeeeeehawwwwwww

Nov 9, 2016 7 notes
#mod mod mod
Nov 8, 2016 8 notes
#mod mod mod #yeah it's over

MAXIMUM  STRESS

Nov 8, 2016 5 notes
#mod mod mod #nailbiter is an understatement #i'm already biting entire fingers off

What even is life.

Nov 8, 2016 3 notes
#mod mod mod

The election may be ending soon, but people will still keep yammering about Overwatch in chats 24/7 after the fact and frankly, I can see that being even more annoying than election discussion. 8T

Nov 7, 2016 4 notes
#mod mod mod #you kids and your video games

post-cactus:

With the election coming up, I’d like to express one final piece of advice.

Vote with you conscious. Do the research and analysis. Vote for whoever you feel will better run this country and bring it to the future.

Whether it be Clinton’s shadow politics, Trump’s frat-boy revolution, Johnson’s don’t-give-a-shit policy, or Stein’s pandering pile of nonsense. I can’t judge you for wanting the same thing I do.

But given the ridiculous nature of this season, I’d like you to keep your choice in the back of your head. Keep it there for the next four years.

Note your satisfaction with your victory or attempts at such. Note if you ever regretted your choice. If you voted third party, note how your decision affected the turnout of the election. Could something else have been done? Is there still time to fix this?

Maybe there is. So please keep that in mind and good luck.

Edited to remove my rather rude generalization of third-party voters. It was uncalled for, and I apologize.

But on that note, let’s talk about why I don’t believe in third-party power in the US.

Is there a Green in congress? Is there a Libertarian in congress? No, not really. And that’s kinda the point. Third-parties have no power and no backing in the place that really matters. All they do is show up to elections with the futile belief that they’re a good alternative, and then they lose and never get go anywhere until four years later.

Which isn’t to rag on third parties in general, of course. Other countries do them just fine! Why? Because they actually have representatives to back them up

Just look at Canada’s House of Commons. Liberals (red) dominate along with the Conservatives (blue), but look at the NPD (orange) sticking out there. And the row of Bloc Québécois (light blue) members behind them.

The German Bundestag! Look at the distribution! It’s as if people vote for the party that mosts represents them and if enough people desire it, they can get a voice1 And they got alliances and stuff that lets you vote for a minnow party that hooks up with other bigger parties and you get in as a whole!

The Russian State Duma! Sure, the United Russia party makes this look like a single-party state, but you got your Communists and Liberal Democrats in there a bit. And know your political system is fucked when even Russia looks more like a rainbow than your own lower house.

The United States House of Representatives. See the difference?

American third parties don’t exist with regards to who’s making our laws. Sure, plenty of niche parties exist in the countries I just mentioned, but at least you get all the good ones represented in some way. And granted, parliamentary systems elect heads of government in a different way than we do, so there’s also that.

But where does that leave us? Well, if you’re a firm supporter of a third party, that is, you align yourself the most with that party’s platform and policies and wish to see it grow in the potential future, then I wish you good luck. Get motivated. Rally more people year-round instead of only at election time. Build up a consistent and loyal base. And get someone into Congress so it can look a little more colorful.

But if you’re voting third party because you’re bandwagoning on a hatred of having to pick between two lackluster candidates, then I have no respect for you. You really don’t believe in the third party you’ve chosen, and you’ll just abandon them after the election is done and they haven’t won a thing. You remove votes from the race that does matter and skew the results, most likely away from your favor. And you get a pile of nothing but annoyance and possibly regret.

Your message of dissatisfaction gets redirected to a wall because you didn’t win a single electoral vote in the college. Newsflash: the popular vote does not matter in the presidential election (see 1876, 1888, and 2000, years where the college elected a president who lost the popular vote). Win a handful of states, see how that affects the election, then we’ll talk.

Do you believe in your third-party choice for 2016? Prove it. Stay with them, rally with them and don’t ever look back. Protest-vote like you actually mean it.

Otherwise, flip a coin or something for crying out loud.

Nov 5, 2016 13 notes
#reblog #long post #politics #this is the last I'll be addressing of this topic

With the election coming up, I’d like to express one final piece of advice.

Vote with you conscious. Do the research and analysis. Vote for whoever you feel will better run this country and bring it to the future.

Whether it be Clinton’s shadow politics, Trump’s frat-boy revolution, Johnson’s don’t-give-a-shit policy, or Stein’s pandering pile of nonsense. I can’t judge you for wanting the same thing I do.

But given the ridiculous nature of this season, I’d like you to keep your choice in the back of your head. Keep it there for the next four years.

Note your satisfaction with your victory or attempts at such. Note if you ever regretted your choice. If you voted third party, note how your decision affected the turnout of the election. Could something else have been done? Is there still time to fix this?

Maybe there is. So please keep that in mind and good luck.

Nov 5, 2016 13 notes
#mod mod mod #politics

Having to use my dad’s old galaxy s4 as a backup only makes me miss my old phone even more. :c

Nov 5, 2016
#mod mod mod #why does samsung suck so much

Took me an hour to do one meteorology homework problem god damn

Nov 4, 2016 1 note
#mod mod mod #mod gets an education

Man, sometimes you really underestimate how important a smartphone becomes to your life.

No quick access to weather when you wake up, no checking on bus schedules, no walking music, no mobile skype/discord/groupme chatting, etc.

And no camera scanner app to fetch a nice pic of this map in my meteorology textbook so I could do my homework due this afternoon. It’s the little things 8T

Nov 4, 2016 2 notes
#mod mod mod #weh

barontristan:

post-cactus liked your post: syntheticearth liked your chat:Jorge “Tequila…

Nov 3, 2016 6 notes
#reblog #barontristan

become plant

Nov 3, 2016 3 notes
#mod mod mod
All I want for Christmas is MIDIMariah Carey

red3blog:

formeldeharv:

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

Nov 3, 2016 311,376 notes
#reblog #music #magical

<_<

>_>

ᵍᵒ ᶜʰᶦᶜᵃᵍᵒ

Nov 3, 2016 5 notes
#mod mod mod #basebatball sport

In other news,

It’s the start of the month, so I figured I’d finally start posting stuff to Patreon, mainly WIPs and stuff of the past and future.

If anyone is interested in behind the scenes world-building and early updates and panels, then check out the page and leave a little support! ^^

Nov 2, 2016
#mod mod mod #patreon bump

My phone died. :T

Nov 2, 2016 1 note
#rip LG G3 #you will be moderately missed :c #mod mod mod
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