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March 2017

Mar 31, 2017 131,804 notes
#reblog #me
Mar 31, 2017 7 notes
#horse friend #prince of birmingthorpe #mod mod mod

Holy shit, I seriously suck at naming commission prices god damn it.

Mar 31, 2017 5 notes
#mod mod mod

When will this hell end

I just want some sleep :C

Mar 30, 2017 6 notes
#mod mod mod #mod gets an education

post-cactus:

brb speedrunning through my 4 midterms

Seriously tho yesterday I took my systems exam, and later today I got linguistics and circuits, and then Friday I got statistics.

slay me

Mar 30, 2017 6 notes
#mod mod mod #why

brb speedrunning through my 4 midterms

Mar 30, 2017 6 notes
#mod mod mod #kill me
The neural network has weird ideas about what humans like to eat

birokaput:

biff-donderglutes:

noseforahtwo:

lewisandquark:

So I’ve been training this neural network to generate cookbook recipes by letting it look at tens of thousands of existing recipes.

The generated titles can get a bit odd.

There’s a creativity variable I can set when the network is generating new recipes, and when I set it low, it comes up with its best guess at the most quintessential recipe titles:

Cream Cheese Soup
Cream Of Sour Cream Cheese Soup
Chocolate Cake (Chocolate Cake)
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chicken Chicken Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chips
Chocolate Chips With Chocolate Chips

When I tell it to get creative, things get even weirder.

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese
Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips
Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas
Beasy Mist
Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard
Chocolate Pickle Sauce
Whole Chicken Cookies
Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom
Star *
Cover Meats
Out Of Meat
Completely Meat Circle
Completely Meat Chocolate Pie
Cabbage Pot Cookies
Artichoke Gelatin Dogs
Crockpot Cold Water

I’m Whip the Mustard.

There are tears in my eyes

this little computer is trying so hard to understand

Mar 29, 2017 49,605 notes
#reblog #computing

I’m doing an occasionally thing where I buy and eat random microwavable frozen food just for reasons.

Mar 28, 2017 4 notes
#mod mod mod
Mar 27, 2017 3 notes
#midterms part 2 #mod mod mod
Mar 27, 2017 9 notes
#reblog #birthday art #AAAAAAAAAAAA #PEN
Mar 27, 2017 16 notes
#reblog #birthday art #IT'S SO AWESOME #NEW BLOG HEADER #THANK YOU CHAOS
XX

I went searching on my blog to find my XIX post, but it turns out that I accidentally titled it XIV and it’s been like for a year. Oops :V

But yeah, XX. I’m 20 now.

What the fuck.

Mar 27, 2017 7 notes
#mod mod mod #mod's birthday #one x away from full lewd
Mar 26, 2017 670,405 notes
#reblog #video #poor cuttlefish guy
Mar 24, 2017 8 notes
#mod mod mod #post crusade wip

Art folder update!

Spread across three locations, I now have 75.33 GB of art files, in both paper scans and digital files.

22.65 GB of those is Post Crusade.

Mar 24, 2017 3 notes
#mod mod mod

I know I’m on Tumblr because it’s only on this site where I can see a long post calling out the laundry detergent industry.

Mar 24, 2017 12 notes
#mod mod mod

discordsparkle:

kamalakhan:

this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”

@post-cactus
Mar 23, 2017 128,797 notes
#reblog #me
Mar 22, 2017 1,312 notes
#reblog #mlp
Mar 22, 2017 1,096 notes
#reblog #alien #@sonnivate #mlp

Plant horse more like trojan horse.

Here to gain your trust and sneak in your back patio door. Stealing all your metadata houseplant data and selling them to shady herbicide contractors.

Mar 22, 2017 3 notes
#mod mod mod

@taliasturm replied to your post: Man, everything’s a goddamn conspiracy nowadays.

maybe you’re a plant for the CIA

Mar 22, 2017 3 notes
#reply #lol #relevant topical image #spoiler: that's opium and the CIA are familiar with said opium

Man, everything’s a goddamn conspiracy nowadays.

Mar 22, 2017 6 notes
#mod mod mod

Plaaaaaaaaaaaaanthorse

Mar 21, 2017 5 notes
#mod mod mod

@ask-wiggles replied to your post “@piratedashmod replied to your post: @barontristan…”

Honestly microsoft is just gonna send you a new one- that’s what they did when my surface cracked. Payed the $450 for ‘repairs’ and then like a week later BOOP HERE’S A NEW ONE

I figured, haha!

And honestly, this situation is just weird because me and dad did sort of rush to find a replacement.

The day it broke (which was Thursday), we immediately bought the replacement under the assumption that the thing was dead and he had it sent to me over the weekend.

What we ended up getting was a discounted surface pro 4. Again, we really thought the SP3 was a goner and that sending it to MS would take too long. And I loved the surface and didn’t want to let go ;2;

Awkwardly, I did manage to get the SP3 working again by miraculously disabling the touch screen drivers (keyboard navigation for the win!). So as a regular ol’ laptop, the thing works just fine.

So now I have two Surfaces, one in much better condition than the other, but both working.

And I seriously don’t know what to do? Do I keep the new one and sell the old one because upgrades are nice? Return the new one and keep the old one or send it to get MS-replaced because the upgrade is pointless? Dad says he’s okay with any option and I feel bad for having him spend so much ;n;

Mar 21, 2017 1 note
#ask-wiggles #reply

@piratedashmod replied to your post: @barontristan replied to your post …

How much would repairs cost?

Microsoft wants $450 for sending the machine to them so they can “repair it.” It’ll probably take a good while, and I need that thing for school so it’s not exactly a viable option until after the semester ends. And I’m fairly certain that the cracks will only get worse and become a hazard.

Fortunately, it’s not a dire situation. I already received a replacement laptop (thanks dad), so there’s no emergency anymore. But it makes things a little complicated because now I don’t know if I’m just gonna keep the replacement and sell the SP3 or if I’m gonna return the replacement and send the SP3 for repairs.

Nyeh.

Mar 21, 2017 2 notes
#piratedashmod #reply

@barontristan replied to your post “@youobviouslyloveoctavia replied to your post “Who wants a Surface…”

Any hope for repair?

Surfaces are a bitch to repair yourself, not to mention ridiculously expensive as those screens seem to be specially engineered. There is no way that I’ll be able to do it with confidence.

The other option is to find a tech who can do it. Or send it to Microsoft. Again, that’ll probably cost a boatload of money.

We’ll see. For now, it’ll probably be up for sale as-is and for parts.

Mar 21, 2017 2 notes
#barontristan #reply
@youobviouslyloveoctavia replied to your post “Who wants a Surface Pro 3 with a cracked screen that renders the…”

Wait, does pen input still work?

Sssssorta. :T

See that big crack? Pen input still works under it, but not over it.

Mar 20, 2017 4 notes
#youobviouslyloveoctavia #reply

Who wants a Surface Pro 3 with a cracked screen that renders the touchscreen completely useless?

Mar 20, 2017 4 notes
#mod mod mod #considering either selling it or recycling it

Suddenly, I think I’m more involved in college basketball than I thought.

Mar 20, 2017 2 notes
#mod mod mod
Play
0:14
Mar 17, 2017 194,605 notes
#reblog #salt #video

If your flick a Sweetie Belle by the horn, it’ll make a ringing noise.

Spread the word.

Mar 14, 2017 26 notes
#mod mod mod
Mar 14, 2017 542 notes
#reblog #signal boosting
Mar 14, 2017 9,848 notes
#reblog
Play
Mar 14, 2017 5,405 notes
#reblog #overwatch

piratedashmod replied to your post: Man, I’m so glad that I managed to get Post…

I got a good half year on you with two blogs and they ain’t endin’ soon. :v

Second goal: Eliminate the competition

Mar 12, 2017 2 notes
#piratedashmod #reply #jk i swear ;2;
Mar 12, 2017 5 notes
#mod mod mod #ask #Anonymous

Man, I’m so glad that I managed to get Post Crusade to a level where I just never want to let go of it. I have this continuous drive to be working on it, whether it’s silently writing behind the scenes, or actually drawing it when I have the time.

Which means there’s only one goal left to attain.

  • Outlive everyone and become the longest running pony story blog on Tumblr :v
Mar 12, 2017 11 notes
#mod mod mod #the cactus master plan

New avatar.

It’s plaaaaaaaaanthorse

Mar 10, 2017 5 notes
#mod mod mod #follow for more

Speaking of IRL friends, here’s a shower thought.

If you meet your online friends, do they then become IRL friends? Or do you have to meet them a certain number of times? Or maybe there’s some regular meeting pattern that has to be established?

Mar 9, 2017 7 notes
#mod mod mod #distracting myself

I want to start discourse but I don’t know how.

Mar 8, 2017 3 notes
#mod mod mod #DISCOURSE
Post Cactus is creating pony story blogs and art | Patreonpatreon.com

Casual reminder that I have a Patreon thing that helps me pay for food and emergency stuff and various university costs.

If y’all like what I do and would like to see more, consider dropping a little support and all that jazz. I even post behind the scenes stuff every so often!

kthxbai

Mar 8, 2017 3 notes
#mod mod mod #advertisement

Ever wanted to wring your mom’s neck because of how unbelievably dense she’s being?

My brother is becoming more and more depressed and disengaged at school and it’s finally culminating in a family meeting with counselors and social workers, and the bitch won’t shut the fuck up about missing homework.

Homework this, homework that, “you keep lying and not doing homework”, “I think you’re just on your phone too much”, “you don’t respect me so how can I help you”, “you’re failing yourself and me”. The same ol’ abuse-lite that I’ve been hearing so much of lately.

Not even telling her in her face that the counselor said that he’s seriously depressed and you need to stop did anything.

Fucking shook her head in denial and went back to blaming everything but her.

I’m just speechless.

Mar 7, 2017 13 notes
#mod mod mod #i need to get my brother out of this house
Mar 7, 2017 12,305 notes
#reblog #it's me and friend!
  • All the research in the world: Sleep with your phone completely off! Don't go on your electronics an hour before bed! Make sure your phone is out of sight when you're sleeping!
  • Me: *on my phone until I literally can't keep my eyes open*
  • Me: *nestles phone on my pillow next to my head* goodnight my friend
Mar 7, 2017 278,113 notes
#reblog #yep
Mar 6, 2017 383,161 notes
#reblog #gif #good

Pro-communism versus vicious anti-communism continues to be the defining feature of my Dashboard 2017

Mar 6, 2017 1 note
#mod mod mod

mr-rottson replied to your post: It’s me! A plant! On the tumblr sphere! I totally…

I’ll eat you, plant :v

Would you eat a cactus? >:c

Would you? >:C

Mar 4, 2017 2 notes
#mr-rottson

It’s me!

A plant!

On the tumblr sphere!

I totally didn’t blank out on checking this site for a few days and missed a couple hundred of posts!

Mar 4, 2017 13 notes
#mod mod mod
Play
0:11
Mar 1, 2017 20 notes
#reblog #pc fanart

Now I wait for the next major milestone, which is in 26 days >2>

Mar 1, 2017 2 notes
#mod mod mod
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