Cactus Codex
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Ehhh, it’s not like I suddenly want to vend or anything like that. I just had a weird idea of selling or giving away little prints or something that I wanted to toss around. Probably not a good idea, really.
Yeah, I figured that’d be frowned upon quite a bit.
hrmm
How much trouble would I get into if I sold art stuff like prints and postcards on the convention floor from my backpack?
Like, just being a mobile shop or something. Is that frowned upon in horse convention 2017?
Using Discord is revealing my true nature as a terrible speller and typist.
on the third day, jesus was coming out of his cave and he was doing just fine
My final assignment for my Effective Group Work class is a 5-8 page critique on one of the discussions that another group did last week and holy shit I don’t want to do it.
But it’s 1/5 of my grade and god damn it I have to do it and I hate everything I want to go home.
Someone distract me =n=
Rare horse more like common horse. #rekt
@post-cactusfriendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping :)
I honestly can not tell what’s serious anymore on this godforsaken website.
*top plant neighs*
taliasturm replied to your post: I log in to find out that we’re waging war against…
i’ve been waging war against dennys since they served me a moldy pancake
taliasturm replied to your post: I log in to find out that we’re waging war against…
i’ll make them pay
My apologies for not fully understanding the stakes at hand o:
Godspeed, Talia.
I log in to find out that we’re waging war against denny’s and drawing fanart of wendy’s.
A normal day on Tumblr.com?
Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Seller: I dont understand
Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain
those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
I will spend like 10 minutes writing some thoughtful and introspective post about current events, then hesitate publishing it, and then inevitably scrap it.
Meanwhile, I will shitpost about being a plant in a heartbeat.
@barontristan replied to your post: Draw yourself hitting the bong man. 420 blaze it
Of course not, that would be cannabisism.
A little late, but whatever. As a plant, I do not smoke other plants thank you
Oh god I didn’t realize I got so many requests and messages I’m sorry haven’t gotten to them yet ;2;
Consume plant
I’ve been using my dorm only for sleeping as of late c'mon I need a BREAK.
Tell me to draw something (aside from the things I’m contractually obligated to draw already, such as commission and blog work).
It varies, from pointy spines to poisonous oils to gross fruits and so forth! Animals can’t eat us if it hurts!
Many plants give up on defense and instead focus on being everywhere and overrunning everything. Strength in numbers!
Some are just impossible to bite into! Ever see a deer eat a tree? Nope!
Some eat bugs! It’s gross and unnatural, but it happens!
Interact with a live plant! Learn about the plant ecosystem and issues facing our communities today!
I do like how Celestia didn’t know she was a curse word.
This is such a weird place for a song but I’ll allow it for the joke.
Huh! It’s not a two-parter, but a double feature.
Hot
*fresh neighing*
Next year I’m gonna have an apartment overlooking a lawn space, so I can finally actually tell people to get off my lawn. It’s great.
go to church ya sinners
*plant-like neighing*
@barontristan replied to your post: @piratedashmod replied to your post “Passes…
I am already calling the police.
tristan pls ;2;
You are in college. How are you not drinking already?
Excuse you I’m 20 years old and I’m a saint.
>_>
<_<’
Confession: yes I do drink but I wanted to make the joke
*arrests Anon for providing drinks to an underaged*
So after all that trouble for one commission, in the end the guy makes one more last minute request to keep it private and unpublished.
…
I need a drink.
@badbloommod replied to your post “Man, I figured that once you finish a pic, the commissioner and I just…”
I think there trying befriend you Cactus. :v
barontristan replied to your post: Man, I figured that once you finish a pic, the…
Everyone knows that a commission is the best way to break the ice with an artist, which has the unfortunate side effect of all commissions potentially obliging you to a social contract you weren’t aware of.
Requesting little edits and wanting a diagnosis on why the pic source file isn’t working on their end is not really a sign of growing friendship if you ask me :v
Man, I figured that once you finish a pic, the commissioner and I just part ways.
But nope! I’ve been in post-completion correspondence with this one person longer than the time it took me to actually draw the pic.
Holy shit, where are all these commission requests coming from???
I’m regretting everything
