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March 2018

hispanic furries be like

succmybooch811:

ña~

Mar 31, 2018 126 notes
#reblog #furries
Mar 31, 2018 87 notes
#reblog #mlp spoilers

tempusfidgets replied to your post: Lets see if I can trigger some people. I actually…

I enjoyed both u2u

I enjoy you, tempus u 2u

Mar 31, 2018 1 note
#tempusfidgets
Mar 31, 2018 213 notes
#reblog #mlp spoilers #THIS THO

Lets see if I can trigger some people.

I actually enjoyed “The Maud Couple” a lot more than the fuckin’ premiere, which I still think is a steaming hot mess.

Mar 31, 2018 13 notes
#mod mod mod #mlp spoilers

Dang it, I’m turning into one those fruit loops who likes all the new horse episodes that people hated and vice versa.

Mar 31, 2018 4 notes
#mod mod mod #mlp spoilers #i actually liked it!
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Mar 30, 2018 235,211 notes
#reblog
Mar 27, 2018 412,270 notes

adurot replied to your post: XXI

Darn kid, get off my lawn!

no u

Mar 27, 2018
#adurot #reply
XXI

I’m 21.

Mar 27, 2018 11 notes
#mod mod mod #mod's birthday

tcfkag:

sprachtraeume:

learninglovingliving:

vrabia:

dontbreakthechain:

vrabia:

bobcatmoran:

allthingslinguistic:

seductive-celery:

wordfully:

chaotischkladblok:

awelshpolyglot:

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viktor-risjak:

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useless-finlandfacts:

samtaims ai vonder if inglis spiiking piipöl aar eiböl tu riölais thät ai äm äksöli vraiting in inglish rait nau bat tsast vith veri finnish spelling

sou if juu spiik inglish bat not finnish kän juu pliis reblog änd liiv ö komment on tis post tänk juu veri mats

Sammteims ei wonda iff inglisch schbieking pipel ahr ebel tu rieleis set ei ehm ecktschuli reiting in inglisch reit nauh batt schast wiss währi tschörmen schbelling

So iff ju schbiek inglisch batt nott tschörmen kenn ju plies riplock end lief eh kommänt on dies pust senk ju wäri matsch

tänk juu for joor tsörman kontribjuusson, ai äpprishieit it veri mats. änd it oolsou helps mii tu gräsp tö essens of tsörman äksent

Samtajms aj vonder if ingliš spíking pípl ár ejbl tu rielajz det aj em ekšuely rajting in ingliš rajt náv bat džast vit veri slovak speling. Sou if jú spík ingliš bat not slovak ken jú plís riblog end lív en koment on tiz poust tenk jú veri mač

Самтаймз ай вондр иф иньглиш спикинь пийпль ар эйбль ту риэлайз дзят ай эм экшуалий райтинь ин иньглиш райт нау бат джаст виць вейрий рашин спеллинь. Со иф ю спик иньглиш бат нот рашин кэн ю плиз риблог энд лив э комент ан дзис пост цянк ю вейрий мач

Samtæms æ wonda if ínglis spíking pípl ar eybel tú ríalæs ðet æ em ektsuali ræting in ínglis ræt ná bat dsast við veri æslendik speling

so if jú spík ínglis bat nott æslendik ken jú plís ríblog end líf a komment on ðis post þenk jú veri mats

Samtaims ai uonder if inglisc spiching pipol ar eibol tu rialais det i em acscualli raiting in inglisc rait nau bat dez uid veri italian spelling. sou if iu spic inglisc bat not italian chen iu plis riblog end liv a comment on dis post tenk iu veri macc’. 

sumtaimes ai wundère eef angliche peepole ar ébl tu rayolize zat i am actualie ritin en angliche rite nau bat dees iz veri french spélling. sau if u speec angliche bat nut french plis cun u reeblog end leev a commant en deez post tank u veri muche

somtajms ai wonde if inglisj spieking piepel ar ebel toe riëlais det ai em eksjelie wraiting in inglisj rait nau but djust wif verrie dutsj spelling

so if joe spiek inglisj but not dutsj ken joe plies rieblok ent lief uh komment on dis poost tenk joe verrie mutsj

Samtajms aj łonder if inglisz spikink pipul ar ejbul tu rielajs dat aj em akczueli rajtink in inglisz rajt nał bat dżast łif weri połlisz spelink

Soł if ju spik inglisz bat not połlisz ken ju plis riblok ent lif a koment on dis połst fenk ju weri macz

somtaghms aigh bhondar iobh iunglois spíocang píopal ár éabal ta ríalaghs dat aigh eim aicsiúlaí raghtuing in iunglois raght nadh bot diost bhot bhéirí aighris spoiling

sómh iobh dhiú spíoc iunglois bot nát aighris cean dhiú plíos ríoblág eand líomh a camoint án dus póst taenc dhiú bhéirí moit

sʌmtaɪmz aɪ wʌndɚ ɪf ɪnglɪʃ spikɪŋ pipl ɚ eɪbl̩ tə ɹilaɪs ðæt aɪ æm ækʃəli ɹaɪɾɪŋ ɪn ɪnglɪʃ ɹaɪt naʊ bʌt dʒʌst ɪn ði ɪntɚnæʃʌnl̩ foʊnɛɾɪk ælfəbɛt

soʊ ɪf ju spik ɪnglɪʃ bʌt nɑt aɪ pi eɪ kæn ju pliz ɹiblɑg ænd liv ə kɑmənt ɑn ðɪs post θænk ju vɚɹi mʌtʃ

ソムタイムズ アイ ワォンダー イッフ イングリッシュ スピキング ピーパル アル エーブル ツ リアーライズ ザット アイ エッム アックシャリー ライティング イン イングリッシュ ライット ナオ バット ジャスット ウイッス ベッリ ジャパニーズ スペリング。

ソ イッフ ユー スピック イングリッシュ バット ノット ジャパニーズ プリーズ リブロッグ アンッド リーヴ ア コメンット オン ディッス ポスット サンク ユー ベリー マッチュ。 

samtaims ai uandăr if ingliș spiking pipăl ar eibăl tu riălaiz zet ai em ecșuali riating in ingliș rait nau băt giast uiz a veri rumeiniăn speling. său if iu spic ingliș băt not rumeiniăn chen iu pliz riblog end liv a coment on zis post senk iu veri maci. 

Sometimes I wonder why non English speakers are like this

because it’s a funny harmless joke at the expense of the world’s current lingua franca, whose native speakers often make fun of the ‘weird’ accents and pronounciation of people who very likely speak at least one more language then they do.

^^^^

Bitch👏how👏do👏you👏call👏these👏people👏"“non-english speakers”“👏👏👏👏👏
Literally the only language used in this post is English

Okay, somewhere a linguist is dying over this post or has already died over this post, so let’s light a candle for them but like….there are at least three amazing things about this post.

(1) You can actually get a sense of what different letters and dipthongs are meant to sound like in the language the person is using. They’re literally sounding it out for you in THEIR language, so if you’re trying to learn a language, this isn’t a bad place to start. Like, “so what DOES the letter “j” sound like in Finnish.”

(2) The guy who just swung by with the Cyrillic alphabet and all the other non-latinate languages, though I have no idea how well done they are (I assume quite) and are very funny to people who speak those languages…

(3) The ones where I actually do speak (some) of the language, it’s also fun to see where the person really batters the dipthongs especially. Like, not in a bad way but in an actual “lol I can HEAR the [xyz] accent in this sentence” because that is how the dipthong spelled in English SOUNDS in their language (even if it doesn’t sound that way in our language) and some dipthongs are way harder to pick up then others (I’m looking at you “gn” in Italian, “ng” in Vietnamese…which I don’t speak but I have to say a lot [if you happen to know Vietnamese people, you will understand why] and basically ALL OF FRENCH) and for the languages I know well enough, I can see where the person is substituting their language’s sound for ours.

Basically what I’m saying is that if you’re enough of a nerd, this post is a delight. And also should be archived for, like, science.

Mar 26, 2018 60,238 notes
#reblog #linguistics #good post
Mar 26, 2018 19 notes
#pen is a magnificent bastard #birthday art #hey look unnanunced projects #magistasis #travellerbelle
Mar 25, 2018 28 notes
#reblog #tall #friend art

College basketball dilemma:

Do I root for the underdogs like I usually do, Loyola-Chicago?

Or do I maintain allegiance to the B1G and root for Michigan?

Either way, I kinda win.

Mar 25, 2018 1 note
#mod mod mod #college basketball #final four
Mar 24, 2018 208 notes
#mlp spoilers

Whelming as heck, and I’ll probably be ridiculously confused over what I just watched for weeks to come.

I don’t remember ever being this bewildered by the premise and structure of an episode before.

Hopefully the rest of S8 won’t be like that.

BUT HEY! At least the New 6 are actually pretty cool! Give me more pls

5/10, needs more plants

Mar 24, 2018 6 notes
#mod mod mod #mlp spoilers

broblab:

post-cactus:

This is some weird mismatching postmodern/surrealist shit.

  • Magical world of many magical races.
  • Bureaucracy in education.
  • Magical world of magical racism
  • Emotional distress over a school.
  • International war over missing students.
  • Furballs of death.

What is even happening???

i disagree on the “racism” part.

chanceller pony isnt used to having foreign species in equestria.

he just needs talking to.

Hmm true. (Season-spanning conflict maybe?)

Although, I’m memeing a bit. Like calling Starlight a communist and stuff like that. Not 100% serious :P

Mar 24, 2018 22 notes
#reblog #reply

This is some weird mismatching postmodern/surrealist shit.

  • Magical world of many magical races.
  • Bureaucracy in education.
  • Magical world of magical racism
  • Emotional distress over a school.
  • International war over missing students.
  • Furballs of death.

What is even happening???

Mar 24, 2018 22 notes
#mlp spoilers #mod mod mod

It’s been months since I’ve seen pony and I’m pretty far behind and yet I’m still watching the premiere, having missed half a season and an entire movie.

I’m confused, but intrigued.

Mar 24, 2018 4 notes
#mod mod mod #mod watches pony

Casual reminder that you do have the choice of unfollowing blogs.

Literally everything you see on your dashboard is your own damn fault, y’all need to stop playin’

Mar 23, 2018 9 notes
#mod mod mod #mod rambles about dumb things

The best thing in my apartment complex is the DDR machine with an entire section filled with pony songs and remixes and it’s amazing.

Mar 21, 2018 6 notes
#mod mod mod
Mar 20, 2018 90,448 notes
Mar 20, 2018 23,239 notes
Dragon Ball is LIFE

itscoffeeforbreak:

What began as a simple idea, became a unique event in Latin America that show what the Anime can do, and how awesome Dragon Ball has become.

Many will know the story, an governor in Mexico gave the idea of transmitting the fight of Jiren and Goku in a town square, so much emotion caused among the people that many intendants and governors began to do the same. In other countries, such as Peru, Ecuador and Argentina, they also began to mobilize and get the whole world to talk about it:

News (Mexico)

News (Peru)

When Toei found out everything, It announced that without the rights, the transmission of episode 130 was prohibited, so many countries canceled all activity. 

The scandal provoked a press conference from the government of Mexico:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nYfmUTNi-c

But the love and fanaticism for Dragon Ball Super didn’t stop, and these were the results:

  Machala - Ecuador

https://twitter.com/ssav_alvarez/status/975189743649673216

Córdoba - Argentina

Colombia

Perú

Nicaragua

Mexico:

Cuidad Juárez - Chihuahua 

El Salvador 

Querétaro 

https://twitter.com/MarcosAguilar/status/975211165050601473

San Luis - Potosi 

Sonora 

https://twitter.com/Nogales_TV/status/975233195355594753

Nogales 

Pueblas

Nuevo Laredo 

Meanwhile, other cities of Latin America such as Santiago (Chile) and Buenos Aires (Argentina) although they got a lot of support in social networks and managing to be a trending topic on Twitter with hashtag like #DragonBallSuperEnElObelisco, didn’t have enough support from their government but they didn’t stop that to process it in bars and taverns, for example: 

Chile

This is soo crazy!!! 

Look at this: 

Mar 19, 2018 3,723 notes

austinxyz:

Mar 19, 2018 45 notes
horse, eat plants. but plant, is plant. eat self???
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Look, you can’t question it. Just accept it!

Mar 18, 2018 3 notes
#autumnbramble

I’m a planthorse, AMA

Mar 18, 2018 1 note
#mod mod mod
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Mar 18, 2018 88,281 notes

Oh yeah, update on life.

I work in tech support at my university now!

It’s fun*! 


*most of the time

Mar 17, 2018 8 notes
#mod mod mod

Do Dutch people really exist?

How do I know that they’re not just Germans who became mermaids and then later came back to land after the fish wars or something?

Mar 17, 2018 8 notes
#mod mod mod

cixitas:

cixitas:

cixitas:

most of the metric system is great and all but honestly fuck celsius

lemme explain smthn: farenheit is human-centered.

in celsius, you have to use the dumb fucking scale of “0 = ???, 40 = hot as shit” like damn that’s some exponential curve stuff

but with farenheit it’s simple af. 0 is v cold. 100 is v hot. the end.

celsius makes sense for water, but am i water? no, im human.

stop being smug for using a shit temperature system.

Mar 11, 2018 127,918 notes
#reblog #:thinking:
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Mar 8, 2018 370,139 notes
#reblog #music #video
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Mar 8, 2018 118,674 notes
#reblog #programming

Excuse you, old man, I’m a STRONG and INDEPENDENT 20 year old PLANT.

I don’t need no senior center or “keep off grass” signs! I am the grass!

…

And here’s where it hits me that I’m only 20. ′ 2′

Mar 2, 2018 6 notes
#mod mod mod

LOOK AT ALL YOU OLD PEOPLE

I’VE SEEN YOUR FACES ICONS POPPING UP IN MY NOTIFICATIONS FOR ALMOST 6 YEARS.

OLDDD

Mar 2, 2018 17 notes
#mod mod mod
Mar 1, 2018 12 notes
#mod mod mod #mod gets an education #3 semesters left until I graduate
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