Cactus Codex: Archive

kaijulovingfreak:
smstransformers:
kaijulovingfreak:
smstransformers:
Robot cummies
Hey James do you take constructive criticism?
Only on business days
Fine I’ll wait
This post fucking sucks

Apr 15, 2018 98,335 notes

LEWD

Apr 14, 2018 3 notes

#mod mod mod

Ever been to college?

It kind sucks, not gonna lie!

Apr 14, 2018 6 notes

#mod mod mod

Today, I felt like a boring piece of shit with no place in the universe again.

To solve this problem, I gave myself the mundane challenge of switching from Chrome to Firefox as my main browser of choice on desktop and mobile.

Results

Firefox desktop is bangin’ and uses so much less memory on my poor-ass laptop and I love it 10/10
Firefox mobile is a piece of complete utter shit. Somehow, on a phone with 6 GB of RAM and a processor from Mars, it lags noticeably and awfully (ESPECIALLY WHEN SCROLLING) and somehow has no support for my password manager (DOESN’T EVEN SUPPORT THE ACCESSIBILITY APIS ON ANDROID ITSELF TO LET THE PASSWORD MANAGER DO IT’S JOB) and well, yeah, 0/10 I already uninstalled it.

Alright, what else can I do…?

Apr 12, 2018 1 note

#mod mod mod

watashi-wa-palsy-uwu:

hrmphfft:
deepnest:
watercolor-gryphon:
gwynndolin:
the most powerful thing humans have is the fact that you can drop a “hey whats going on everypony” into a conversation and immediately activate everyone’s fight or flight response to go off in a 20 foot radius
Real life mass aggro spell
@wlwigi

Apr 12, 2018 104,123 notes

#reblog #horsery

Apr 12, 2018 55,129 notes

#reblog

Apr 11, 2018 21 notes

#mod mod mod #my art #magistasis #pound cake

A Good Idea: Updating pre-existing blogs that have been sitting dormant for over a year.

A Bad Idea: MAKING A NEW BLOG

Apr 11, 2018 9 notes

#mod mod mod #magistasis #coming soon 2019

You can snuggle anyone you want in that bed of yours until morning (no lewds!). Who?

@chaotic-conundrums and @broken-pen, no contest

Apr 11, 2018 5 notes

RIP Photoshop CC users on Windows.

Apr 11, 2018 1 note

Bored? Eat a Snickers?

I ain’t crawling out of bed to go downtown and get a Snickers bar, ya silly goose

Apr 11, 2018 2 notes

I’m a plant in school who programs and conlangs and writes weird story ideas and sometimes draw, AMA

Apr 11, 2018 2 notes

#i'm so bored #mod mod mod

Draw a meme

thanks, i hate everything about this

Apr 11, 2018 19 notes

Tainted DUN

kazoo-goddess:

sometimes I feel I’ve got to
DUN DUN
run away I’ve got to
DUN DUN
get away f

Apr 9, 2018 81,887 notes

#reblog

contrainous:

rrosetum:
mai-vie-decat-florile:
min-taka:
iuuubire:
min-taka:
acidwaste:
saipng:
zanimez:
furioustheowlboy:
yuuri-akatsuki:
tariqah:
tariqah:
Ma-ia hi
Ma-ia ho
Ma-ia ha
Ma-ia ha ha
alo
Salut
sunt eu
un… haiduc???
dont you sick fucks make me relive this
SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE FERICIEEEEEAAAA
ALO?
Alo?
sunt eu

PICASSO
ti-am dat beep

si sunt voinic
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂
VREI SA PLECI DAR
Nu mă, nu mă ieei
NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI
nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei