Cactus Codex

surreal–memes:

kirbymongerr:

remembertodrinklotsofwater:

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on

WHAT HAVE YOU D O N E

lockrum:

i actually just overheard this in a cafe on campus…

“so my mom is from south america so she has this idea in her head that like communism is terrible, and i’m like yeah mom, that was like 40 years ago”

bruh oh my god… did you…. oh my god

Now That’s What I Call Sendero Luminoso.

toughlovemuse:

kinkstertime:

srahpls:

nudityandnerdery:

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”

#THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON (x)

I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

I am CRYING.