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kuueater:

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Jun 30, 2018 130,222 notes
#reblog
Jun 22, 2018 17,645 notes
Hey Everyone.... Please Donate...

askphilososhy:

So… Today we posted on Patreon that we had an EXTREMELY rude awakening. Yesterday we toiled hard on our four year old niece’s birthday cake… We left it overnight to cool so that we could decorate it for her today. It was to be a VERY elaborate affair of cakistry…. We have made it clear to EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE what this cake is for. It has been a BIT comin!

Today we awoke to find a solid sixth of the cake hacked off and nommed… EXTREMELY Upset about this. We spent the LAST of our money for the entire month on that cake so that this girl could have a great birthday experience in a new, exciting place.


It costs 15 bucks MINIMUM to make that cake… there isn’t enough time but we figure she’s gonna be over here a couple days, we can decorate her a NEW cake tomorrow. HOWEVER, we need help. Please donate to save a little girl’s birthday cakesperience

Our email for such things (paypal) is thephilososhycollective@gmail.com

Any extra money we get FOR today or tomorrow beyond our cake goal will go to giving the kid a good time. Please Have A Heart.

Someone Did Not Already And She Should Not Have To Be Punished For That

Jun 19, 2018 12 notes
Hey Everyone.... Please Donate...

askphilososhy:

So… Today we posted on Patreon that we had an EXTREMELY rude awakening. Yesterday we toiled hard on our four year old niece’s birthday cake… We left it overnight to cool so that we could decorate it for her today. It was to be a VERY elaborate affair of cakistry…. We have made it clear to EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE what this cake is for. It has been a BIT comin!

Today we awoke to find a solid sixth of the cake hacked off and nommed… EXTREMELY Upset about this. We spent the LAST of our money for the entire month on that cake so that this girl could have a great birthday experience in a new, exciting place.


It costs 15 bucks MINIMUM to make that cake… there isn’t enough time but we figure she’s gonna be over here a couple days, we can decorate her a NEW cake tomorrow. HOWEVER, we need help. Please donate to save a little girl’s birthday cakesperience

Our email for such things (paypal) is thephilososhycollective@gmail.com

Any extra money we get FOR today or tomorrow beyond our cake goal will go to giving the kid a good time. Please Have A Heart.

Someone Did Not Already And She Should Not Have To Be Punished For That

Jun 19, 2018 12 notes
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Jun 16, 2018 273,952 notes

I’m a plant.

Jun 15, 2018 4 notes
#mod mod mod

Normally I’d be seeing some posts about the World Cup from the sporty people I follow, but since the US isn’t playing in it, no one cares.

Meanwhile, I’m here like:

Jun 15, 2018 51 notes
#reblog #peru vs denmark #world cup
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Jun 15, 2018 78,116 notes
really abstract joke

flavinbagel:

fluffyfawxen:

gamebuddy123:

nitro-nova:

chongoblog:

anosci:

ok thats clever

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW

Interesting

I want to fucking die

The audio visualization can also be interpreted as loss

fuck

Jun 13, 2018 50,313 notes
#reblog #well fine i'll give you this one
Jun 12, 2018 98,503 notes
Jun 11, 2018 4,565 notes

lennythereviewer:

lennythereviewer:

I wonder if people in an Urban Fantasy setting have to worry about mimics posing as packages at their doors

Person: “Oh hey my package is here– waaaait I DIDN’T ORDER ANYTHING!”

Mimic:

Jun 11, 2018 52,826 notes
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foxsgallery:

mousethephoenix:

conquerorwurm:

metalgirlysolid:

shrimppunk:

tombstonettromboners:

jewishzevran:

backstageleft:

Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever. 

Like at first, wow this looks nice:

How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.

… And then you find the floorplan:

Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place). 

This is your enterance:

Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks. 

It comes with such stunning features as:

Creepy ass long murder hallways.

A room with many doors (all closets).

A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.

And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.

I hope you like wine, A LOT.

this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons

honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map

I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here

This is literally the first level of Hitman 2

What the fuck

what does it all mean

Providing this complex pre-dates Hitman 2 I like to think the devs had been there and it pissed them off so much they loosely based a mob bosses compound on it.

Jun 11, 2018 206,356 notes
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Jun 11, 2018 480,152 notes

catlips001:

garbage-empress:

catlips001:

garbage-empress:

NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth

I will pay $100 if you let me interact

Jun 8, 2018 129,120 notes

infiniteedge:

infiniteedge:

Instructions for building IKEA furniture, but it’s written like a tumblr post

ok tumblr, LISTEN UP

this little frickfracker right here is a BJÖRKSNÄS

Jun 7, 2018 52,073 notes
Jun 3, 2018 80,200 notes
Jun 2, 2018 40 notes

fisherpon:

Wouldn’t the history of radishes be more of a genetics class…?

Probably not if you’re a magical earth pony with magical agricultural skills.

“Billy Boy here just invented a new radish! Tastier than ever!”

Jun 2, 2018 8 notes
#mlp spoilers #reblog
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