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July 2018

Jul 29, 2018 11 notes
Jul 27, 2018 12 notes
#mod mod mod
Jul 27, 2018 3 notes
#mod mod mod #mod IRL

Also, hi again. The plant has been working 9-5 for most of the summer and it’s been swell.

And my laptop is borked beyond recognition, which is fine I guess.

Good thing I got the money to fix/replace it 😎

Jul 25, 2018 4 notes
meeting a new group of people

afroblademaster:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

polyglottraveler:

sprachtraeume:

me: hi! so where are you guys from :D

normal people: I am from Russia/Brazil/Italy/Australia/etc :)

Americans, assuming studying the specific geography of their country was ever relevant to me: Oh I was born in iower but went to school in Oregano (My parents come from East Carolina though):~)

Someone finally said it it’s so annoying!

One day I was eating at a restaurant in Peru with the 3 guys who were volunteering with me and someone asked us where we came from. So I said France, the German guy said Germany, the Maltese guy had to say Italy because almost no-one in Peru knows where Malta is, and then the American guy said Portland, like he didn’t even specify the state he just thought everyone knew where Portland is 😤

i can’t tell whether this is better or worse than

european: where are you from

american: i’m italian

european: omg same! da dove vieni?

american: wait what lol i don’t speak mexican i only speak english


and


european: where are you from?

american: (monolingual english speaker, white, never left Marietta, GA in 23 years of life) well i’m 1/5th irish, 1/7th german, 32% greek, 4/9ths native american, 1/12th swedish, a little bit filipino, my mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries, but i just call myself african :)

To be fair, many of us Americans don’t get out of the country often, if it all, and whenever anyone here asks us where we’re from they’re asking about the state.  

Plus it’s apparently really hard for us to wrap our head around the size of Europe.  Like, where I live you can drive two hours and get to another city in the same state, and in Europe you can drive that long and be in an entirely different country.  So that makes it harder for us to break that habit.

It’s really funny when it’s written out like this because it’s so accurate.

Like, I don’t even remember ever saying specifically that “I’m from the US” or “I’m American”.

Fortunately for me, my hometown is mildly close to New York and everyone knows where that is. :2

Jul 25, 2018 74,284 notes
Jul 21, 2018 444 notes

gardenoffish:

“Boohoo let me play you despacito on the worlds smallest Alexa”

“This is serious!”

“I know this really is the worlds smallest Alexa”

Jul 8, 2018 81,024 notes
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Jul 8, 2018 348,661 notes

unmovinggreatlibrary:

absoel:

brazil fans: haha! germany is out, argentina is out! this is OUR year

belgium:

Jul 7, 2018 4,763 notes
#world cup #great shit
Jul 6, 2018 19,763 notes

God damn it.

It’s always immigration.

A plant tries to keep his tepid blog politics-free because other clowns can yell about it for him.

But then he sees immigration shit and the anchor baby in him switches on and starts going on a sleep deprived rampage.

Fuck me, I need to sleep.

Jul 5, 2018 2 notes
#mod mod mod

darkmanethewanderer:

post-cactus:

mr-rottson:

People are still stuck up on the fact that children are being put in cages before being shipped out as if they aren’t coming in here illegally or being forced in by terrible parents or worse.

I’m reblogging this one because it’s my breaking point and it’s 4 AM and I’ve stopped giving a shit.

People are “stuck up” about it because they’re freakin’ children! If a family tries to sneak into the US, why the absolute fuck would you punish the fucking child by practically holding them hostage in a foreign country????

As if a five year old has any say in what risks their parents take???

As if immigrants are fucking animals who deserve subhuman treatment because they, including their kids, are criminals trying to spread their slime into the US???

What the fuck are you trying to say here???

The cages go back to the obama administration 

Everyone that has a child when they commit a crime, whether they are illegal or citizen, has their child taken away from them during the trial due to the matter of keeping the child safe from a potential criminal.

Not to mention the fact that a lot of the time we just have someone’s word that they’re a child’s parent, no actual documentation or papers to prove it, so we need to keep them separate under the possibility of the adult being a smuggler/pedophile/human trafficker/drug dealer trying to use the kid as a free pass to get into the country. 

Honestly, fine. Jail them however you need to, assume what you got to.

But what about reunification?

Despite those with ill intents, there are still real parents who find themselves deported, but unable to see or even talk to their children because they’ve been moved to some foster home or whatever deep in the states.

How could it be that parents can be deported and their kids are stuck in the United States for god knows how long? How can there be no effort in trying to track down separated children?

This is what I want to know.

Jul 5, 2018 21 notes
#reblog #politics #immigration #absolutely delete this later #i'm mad

mr-rottson:

People are still stuck up on the fact that children are being put in cages before being shipped out as if they aren’t coming in here illegally or being forced in by terrible parents or worse.

I’m reblogging this one because it’s my breaking point and it’s 4 AM and I’ve stopped giving a shit.

People are “stuck up” about it because they’re freakin’ children! If a family tries to sneak into the US, why the absolute fuck would you punish the fucking child by practically holding them hostage in a foreign country????

As if a five year old has any say in what risks their parents take???

As if immigrants are fucking animals who deserve subhuman treatment because they, including their kids, are criminals trying to spread their slime into the US???

What the fuck are you trying to say here???

Jul 5, 2018 21 notes
#politics #immigration #maybe delete this later because fuck this shit

tredlocity:

wet-monsoon:

people/objects randomly exploding in cartoons will forever be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

Jul 4, 2018 72,933 notes

If I put “Socialist” in my blog description, will I get yelled at?

Or will people just go “ah, it’s just another one of those plant things that plants say”?

Jul 4, 2018
#mod mod mod
Jul 4, 2018 54,093 notes
#double feature #reblog
Jul 3, 2018 25,937 notes
#real shit #reblog
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