telnaga:

telnaga:

yeenvogue:

telnaga:

please im begging

THANK you jesus

colintalksstuff:

bnhashitpost:

you give these kids an almost completely empty room.

there are open desks all over the place. they could literally sit anywhere they want.

and what do they do?

sit in their assigned seats.

Just like real high school, even with no seating chart kids will sit in the same seat as they did the first day of school until the heat death of the universe

darkvioletcloud:

officialfist:

afroblademaster:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

polyglottraveler:

sprachtraeume:

me: hi! so where are you guys from :D

normal people: I am from Russia/Brazil/Italy/Australia/etc :)

Americans, assuming studying the specific geography of their country was ever relevant to me: Oh I was born in iower but went to school in Oregano (My parents come from East Carolina though):~)

Someone finally said it it’s so annoying!

One day I was eating at a restaurant in Peru with the 3 guys who were volunteering with me and someone asked us where we came from. So I said France, the German guy said Germany, the Maltese guy had to say Italy because almost no-one in Peru knows where Malta is, and then the American guy said Portland, like he didn’t even specify the state he just thought everyone knew where Portland is 😤

i can’t tell whether this is better or worse than

european: where are you from

american: i’m italian

european: omg same! da dove vieni?

american: wait what lol i don’t speak mexican i only speak english

and

european: where are you from?

american: (monolingual english speaker, white, never left Marietta, GA in 23 years of life) well i’m 1/5th irish, 1/7th german, 32% greek, 4/9ths native american, 1/12th swedish, a little bit filipino, my mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries, but i just call myself african :)

To be fair, many of us Americans don’t get out of the country often, if it all, and whenever anyone here asks us where we’re from they’re asking about the state.  

Plus it’s apparently really hard for us to wrap our head around the size of Europe.  Like, where I live you can drive two hours and get to another city in the same state, and in Europe you can drive that long and be in an entirely different country.  So that makes it harder for us to break that habit.

It’s really funny when it’s written out like this because it’s so accurate.

Like, I don’t even remember ever saying specifically that “I’m from the US” or “I’m American”.

Fortunately for me, my hometown is mildly close to New York and everyone knows where that is. :2

gardenoffish:

“Boohoo let me play you despacito on the worlds smallest Alexa”

“This is serious!”

“I know this really is the worlds smallest Alexa”

unmovinggreatlibrary:

absoel:

brazil fans: haha! germany is out, argentina is out! this is OUR year

belgium:

darkmanethewanderer:

post-cactus:

mr-rottson:

People are still stuck up on the fact that children are being put in cages before being shipped out as if they aren’t coming in here illegally or being forced in by terrible parents or worse.

I’m reblogging this one because it’s my breaking point and it’s 4 AM and I’ve stopped giving a shit.

People are “stuck up” about it because they’re freakin’ children! If a family tries to sneak into the US, why the absolute fuck would you punish the fucking child by practically holding them hostage in a foreign country????

As if a five year old has any say in what risks their parents take???

As if immigrants are fucking animals who deserve subhuman treatment because they, including their kids, are criminals trying to spread their slime into the US???

What the fuck are you trying to say here???

The cages go back to the obama administration 

Everyone that has a child when they commit a crime, whether they are illegal or citizen, has their child taken away from them during the trial due to the matter of keeping the child safe from a potential criminal.

Not to mention the fact that a lot of the time we just have someone’s word that they’re a child’s parent, no actual documentation or papers to prove it, so we need to keep them separate under the possibility of the adult being a smuggler/pedophile/human trafficker/drug dealer trying to use the kid as a free pass to get into the country. 

Honestly, fine. Jail them however you need to, assume what you got to.

But what about reunification?

Despite those with ill intents, there are still real parents who find themselves deported, but unable to see or even talk to their children because they’ve been moved to some foster home or whatever deep in the states.

How could it be that parents can be deported and their kids are stuck in the United States for god knows how long? How can there be no effort in trying to track down separated children?

This is what I want to know.

tredlocity:

wet-monsoon:

people/objects randomly exploding in cartoons will forever be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

lennythereviewer:

lennythereviewer:

I wonder if people in an Urban Fantasy setting have to worry about mimics posing as packages at their doors

Person: “Oh hey my package is here– waaaait I DIDN’T ORDER ANYTHING!”

Mimic:

foxsgallery:

mousethephoenix:

conquerorwurm:

metalgirlysolid:

shrimppunk:

tombstonettromboners:

jewishzevran:

backstageleft:

Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever. 

Like at first, wow this looks nice:

How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.

… And then you find the floorplan:

Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place). 

This is your enterance:

Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks. 

It comes with such stunning features as:

Creepy ass long murder hallways.

A room with many doors (all closets).

A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.

And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.

I hope you like wine, A LOT.

this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons

honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map

I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here

This is literally the first level of Hitman 2

What the fuck

what does it all mean

Providing this complex pre-dates Hitman 2 I like to think the devs had been there and it pissed them off so much they loosely based a mob bosses compound on it.