Cactus Codex

What happens to a German after they get married?

They germi-mate.

conspicuouslad:

Yeah.
Skype has had a lot of flops in the past with mobile, but this version seems pretty good.
Still not as good as the computer, but good.

Maaaaaaaan, why do the iPhones get the decent updates?

Do they have cardboard cutouts of monkeys working on the iPad and Android versions or something?

iazurine:

My eyes are so strained from hours of doing this from scratch ughh.

I was never really satisfied with posting art on Tumblr so here’s the DA version

This was going to be another long post about Jesus and genders but I think I can sum it up in a simple sentence.

Oh god I’m so confused by some of the shit I read on this site, you have NO IDEA.

APPLE HORSE JR. (sans cutie mark)

oh, and the return of the horse telephone.

Money and channels.

Mostly money, though. Dad’s one of those people who puts quantity over quality. And then gets mad when the quality sucks ass, but never learns.

conspicuouslad:

adurot:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

fingersareoptional:

And so it begins…

It gets better

The epic conclusion.

I’ve seen a few of these before, what game is this?

It seems to be an app game called Plague Inc.
Looks more up to date then the virus game I remember, which was a lot of fun.

It’s Plague Inc: Evolved, which is the PC version of the game.

So dad secretly changed out cable provider and ISP from FiOS to Comcast this morning and of course was thrust into a barrage of problems like bad customer service (no shit), defective cable boxes, defective remotes, and a spotty internet connection.

Oh, and this:

Compared to FiOS’s 25 up and down.

Can I punch something now?

I’m a well aware of the countryballs and such, but I only discovered them well after I (lazily) designed Spettro.

Just like Tumblr changed their anon icon to be an orb after I introduced him.

Next blog to update in rotation is not Diaries haha I had you there for a second.

Still trying to transition Diaries into the new format, so that’ll take time. PC shall update again this month with Apple horse.

uPDATED

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*watches the follower counter dip*

I think I lost followers from the cat pic.

Some people can’t handle the non-horse. :U

the-smiling-pony:

~anon’s got a crush~

^_^