Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Have you ever set a deadline for yourself and then suddenly found yourself 5 hours behind because of random malware on your parent’s laptop, reorganizing luggage bags to save money and weight, checking in to a flight, waiting for dad to stop talking to a relative so I could get his card to pay for checking bags, and then fixing a printer to print out boarding passes?

Bleh.

postcrusade-mod:

Welp.
Just got into my first car accident.

Story time!

I was heading down a freeway on a curved bridge. Guy on a motorcycle suddenly came in too fast and sideswiped me.

We’re both fine, so don’t worry.

No massive damage to the car, either. Just a couple dents and scrapes. 

(Source: post-cactus)

If you're brave enough to scroll to the bottom of the notes you might find the original post or one of the first few reblogs gasp. I'm sure as heck not sinking my time in that since I don't have any efficient ways of doing that.

Asked by siebewastaken

My computer lags to hell if I scroll to the bottom of posts with over 5 thousand notes.

Scrolling down 12 million is gonna fry it to a crisp.

So yeah. A mystery for the ages…

fiddlemod:

How are people still not aware the “let’s make [insert anything] the most reblogged picture on tumblr.” post is just the same post with a different image every time.

One has to wonder what the post was about originally.

A mystery for the ages.

(Source: siebewastaken)