Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Remember when I used to draw birthday pics for pretty much everyone and their mothers until one September when 8 people were celebrating their birthday on the same week and I just gave up completely?

Good times…

And here’s the part where I freak out about favorite music artists.

INTERPOL NEW ALBUM SEPTEMBER OH GOD I NEEEEEEEEED

Blog News

Ponyville Diaries is getting a revision after 18 months of me not revising any of my blogs. The result should be something more entertaining, easier to follow, and satisfy my need to explore a massive world. @u@

Not-So-Fatherly Rain Catcher is now on indefinite hiatus.

Post Crusade is running smoothly and there should be an update later today or tonight.

In a last minute decision, I have decided to not go to Bronycon this year and will attempt again next year when I’m 18 and able to go alone.

deadninjaartstuffmeh:

A comic for the cactus!

If you can’t read it:

1.) Codex: Hi guys! Codex here, and I’m visiting a cactus-

2.) OC: Gimmie that!

     Codex: Hey!

3.) OC: Sup homies!

     Codex: Hey! This is my video! D:

4.) Codex: Hey! Get out!

     OC: Back off, pedo!

5.) Codex: This is my video!

     OC: Fuck off! I’m better than you!

     Codex: You’re a terrible OC!

     OC: Like you’re any better!

6.) OC: AH!

7.) Codex: Anyways…

8.) Codex: I’m visiting a cactus garden!

Pffffffffffff! Thanks!
(Calm down with panel 4, though. :u)

(Source: mr-rottsontheartman)

Okay.

  • Mom: *calls me and brother*
  • Me and brother: Yes?
  • Mom: I need a favor.
  • Me and brother: Yes?
  • Mom: Tomorrow, both of you clean your rooms and vacuum the house
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: Because we're leaving for the trip on Thursday.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: And the house needs to be clean.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: And also you didn't clean last week.
  • Me and brother: Okay (sorry. :T)
  • Mom: And I can't be cleaning all the time.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: You two need to help.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: We can't have the house a mess.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: So tomorrow, you two will clean up.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: So the house can be clean when we leave and when we come back
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: Please?
  • Me and brother: ... Okay.