Cactus Codex

deadninjaartstuffmeh:

A comic for the cactus!
If you can’t read it:
1.) Codex: Hi guys! Codex here, and I’m visiting a cactus-
2.) OC: Gimmie that!
Codex: Hey!
3.) OC: Sup homies!
Codex: Hey! This is my video! D:
4.) Codex: Hey! Get out!
OC: Back off, pedo!
5.) Codex: This is my video!
OC: Fuck off! I’m better than you!
Codex: You’re a terrible OC!
OC: Like you’re any better!
6.) OC: AH!
7.) Codex: Anyways…
8.) Codex: I’m visiting a cactus garden!

Pffffffffffff! Thanks!
(Calm down with panel 4, though. :u)

(Source: mr-rottsontheartman)

Okay.

Mom: *calls me and brother*
Me and brother: Yes?
Mom: I need a favor.
Me and brother: Yes?
Mom: Tomorrow, both of you clean your rooms and vacuum the house
Me and brother: Okay.
Mom: Because we're leaving for the trip on Thursday.
Me and brother: Okay.
Mom: And the house needs to be clean.
Me and brother: Okay.
Mom: And also you didn't clean last week.
Me and brother: Okay (sorry. :T)
Mom: And I can't be cleaning all the time.
Me and brother: Okay.
Mom: You two need to help.
Me and brother: Okay.
Mom: We can't have the house a mess.
Me and brother: Okay.
Mom: So tomorrow, you two will clean up.
Me and brother: Okay.
Mom: So the house can be clean when we leave and when we come back
Me and brother: Okay.
Mom: Please?
Me and brother: ... Okay.

naterrang:

EEEEEK!!!

razethisbarn:

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conspicuouslad:

anxietypizza:
Important
This is great, but this new thing where they play vine videos infinitely on loop is the most annoying thing that has come to this website short of SJWs

That is literally what Vine is, though (the actual site and app, really). An endless feed of autoplaying, infinitely looping 7-second videos. The embeds do the same.

Bet y'all wish that people went back to the default Tumblr video player now? :U

(Source: tinkerfaerie)

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That feeling when you do a thing to be funny and you’re proud until it backfires in an unexpected manner.

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asksunshineandmoonbeams:

Celestia: *sigh* she was always so violent back then…
Luna: T-Tia! What are you doing??!
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