Cactus Codex

judacris:

tasty-poptard:

dragon-cookies:

Realistically colored Mane Six.

(Click on the pictures to see what their colors are!)

Fabulous!

I APPROVE

(via judacris)

broken-pen:

Gonna start in 5 minutes, don’t miss it!

STARTING NOW GET IN HERE.

Welp. Target rejected my application.

The job hunt continues.

fisherpon:

P for Pugnacity by Foxy-Noxy

postcrusade-mod:

I know it’s a long shot. But I want to see a radical fuck up so badly, he/she would have to be forced to write a public apology and actually recognize that he/she fucked up. The bigger the following, the better.

Alas, the day this happens will be the day hell freezes over.

An explanation.

Keep reading

(Source: post-cactus)

delilahmidnight:

lbby:

evanedinger:

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

im so fucking angry

EVERY FUCKING TIME, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE FALLEN FOR THIS.

(via conspicuouslad)

wHOOPS I UPDATED THE WRONG BLOG

I know it’s a long shot. But I want to see a radical fuck up so badly, he/she would have to be forced to write a public apology and actually recognize that he/she fucked up. The bigger the following, the better.

Alas, the day this happens will be the day hell freezes over.

What better way to distract oneself by updating themes?

>:c

asktornadobolt:

THANK YOU FOR 51 FOLLOWERS! :D

I honestly never thought I would get this far, especially in such a short amount of time, thank you for sticking with me! Anyway the mane ha ha get it MANE story is starting soon. Also please send in some more questions, were kinda low.

List of ponies:

Little Emerald:http://ask-little-emerald.tumblr.com/

Husky:http://ask-husky.tumblr.com/

Chaos Bolt:http://chaotic-conundrums.tumblr.com/

Rumble (Shining Bonds Mod):http://pvryohei.tumblr.com/

Demotivated Pinkie Pie:http://demotivatedpinkiepie.tumblr.com/

Steelstrings:http://asksteelstrings.tumblr.com/

Codex:http://postcrusade-mod.tumblr.com/

Cookie Crunch:http://cookiecrunchandlilydust.tumblr.com/

Nickname:http://nickname-livestream.tumblr.com/

Baro:http://barobarbles.tumblr.com/

Sarf:http://sarfthemagnifico.tumblr.com/

Whitewing:http://askwhitewing.tumblr.com/

Vampony:http://askvampony.tumblr.com/

Susie:http://susie-queen-of-the-vampireponies.tumblr.com/

Twisted Colors:http://asktwistedcolors.tumblr.com/

Filly Bon Bon:http://askfillybonbon.tumblr.com/

Echidna:http://ask-echidna.tumblr.com/

Herbie:http://herbie153.tumblr.com/

Struppen:http://sturmtruppen.tumblr.com/

Team Thunder Strikers!:http://teamthunderstrikers.tumblr.com/

Rawrmage:http://rawrmage.tumblr.com/

Gridiron Blitz:http://ponies-n-things.tumblr.com/

Enfield:http://airbornecapt-enfield.tumblr.com/

Princess Solar Flare:http://askvalentinehearts.tumblr.com/

Nate:http://asknate-mod-dawgie.tumblr.com/

Last, but not least are modpony and Bolty! Anyway to 51! And till next time….allons-y!

Wooooooo!! Congrats, Dansen!

It has just occurred to me that Diaries Dashie can understand and kinda speak 3 languages.

• Equestrian (Modern English with horse terms.)
• Uróborosian (Latin American Spanish, refer to this post)
• Messinian (A Frankenstein-ish cross between Latin, Spanish, and English, AKA, the language I made up.)

Boredom is writing your own fictional language.

After 1 million years, Cactus has updated a blog.

WOOOOOOO!!!

Guess who?

Malewarebytes updated to v.2 and it scared the shit about of me because now it looks like one of those fake antivirus ransom-ware.