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I wonder if people in an Urban Fantasy setting have to worry about mimics posing as packages at their doors
Person: “Oh hey my package is here– waaaait I DIDN’T ORDER ANYTHING!”
Mimic:
Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever.
Like at first, wow this looks nice:
How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.
… And then you find the floorplan:
Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place).
This is your enterance:
Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks.
It comes with such stunning features as:
Creepy ass long murder hallways.
A room with many doors (all closets).
A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.
And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.
I hope you like wine, A LOT.
this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons
honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map
I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here
This is literally the first level of Hitman 2
What the fuck
what does it all mean
Providing this complex pre-dates Hitman 2 I like to think the devs had been there and it pissed them off so much they loosely based a mob bosses compound on it.
You guys missed the best part
Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS
They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO
Instructions for building IKEA furniture, but it’s written like a tumblr post
ok tumblr, LISTEN UP
this little frickfracker right here is a BJÖRKSNÄS
Wouldn’t the history of radishes be more of a genetics class…?
Probably not if you’re a magical earth pony with magical agricultural skills.
“Billy Boy here just invented a new radish! Tastier than ever!”
ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues
If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on
WHAT HAVE YOU D O N E
The comments and responses on this post are amazing
I’m c r y i n g
Oh my godddd
the rock would eat this candy with gusto
They sold and shipped a bunch if them for Mothers day, last weekend. They shipped the rock candy separately to be assembled by the customer. They came in three colors:
Labia Pink, Blue Waffle, and Vagenta
That’s how you take an accidental viral post and capitalize on it!!
