Post Cactus

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Anonymous asked:

Remember that time you broke both your arms? How did you wipe your butt? (Or, more generally, what was the hardest thing to deal with while recovering?)

To the first question, I used my left hand.

To the second, eating was the hardest.

Here’s the thing. My right arm had close fractures on both the radius and the ulna, right next to my wrist. My left arm had hairlines on both of those bones. So I had a plaster cast on one arm, and a brace on the other.

For 6 weeks, my left hand was my dominant. And it wasn’t a good one.

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pembrokewkorgi asked:

Most people get drowsy or knocked the fuck out on Vic. But I know a few peeps who get really chatty and hyper (and loopy) on it too. I usually get drowsy, but have experienced the chatty feeling before.

Yep. That was me last night. I basically kept all my good friends up to 4 AM with my need to roleplay.

(Then again, I’m pretty sure that they stay up to 4 regardless. :v)

Mane 6 as Depicted in Post Crusade

Twilight
She’s mostly unchanged from her canon self. Except that instead of merely being a princess by title and wings, she’s also a mentor and teacher, just Celestial was to her. This is part of her friendship studies, where teaches what she knows to her student and how to work magic based off of that. She’s smart, compelling, and passionate about friendship.

Applejack
More protective and harsh about her honesty. A past adventure and problem with Apple Bloom had made her this way. Other than that, she still is the simple trustworthy and family centric farm pony. Only now, her apples are more famous and in demand due to royal endorsement.

Pinkie Pie
Being the co-guardian of a depressed filly had made her more cathartic and sensitive towards others feelings. Still, she tries to the cheery and happy pony that the town loves her for. Only now, she just tones it down a bit and refocuses her skills based on the pony she’s dealing with.

Rarity
Her business as a fashion designer has exploded. With her name now on the list of top designers in Equestria, and with a new job as mayor of her hometown, she’s more busy, and stressed out than ever. Sweetie isn’t much of a pest like she was in the past, bus she still gives her grief, sometimes on a whole new level. Hence, her relationship with her sister is rocky at best

Rainbow Dash
She’s now a Wonderbolt, at the cost of her relationship with Scootaloo. After returning to Ponyville for a training leave, she began working on repairing the damage done by the first failed attempt to adopt the young pegasus. She’s more sensitive and nervous around her, but is still the same old Rainbow Dash towards the rest of her friends.

Fluttershy
Not much as changed, though she’s now permanently more able to stand up for herself. She still takes full time care of any animal wanting her help, and she’s also volunteering to teach a class on animal care and responsibility.

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Just got my wisdom teeth removed.

OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

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Ooooooh… I had that done a few years ago.

Not fun at all. They had to do it twice for me though since I started twitching really bad even under heavy sedation (and therefore once again proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that Tourettes IS a neurological disorder)… got the bottom ones done at the dentist before they backed out because of my spasms and had to get the rest done in an OR of a hospital.

I remember nothing but pain and the sweet, sweet embrace of percosets.

Oh and that laughing gas feels awesome.

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They had me under local anesthetics. In other words, they injected the stuff directly in my mouth four times. I was close to having a full blown panic attack because it hurt beyond words.

After that, extraction was fine. But now my entire mouth is sore and numb, the anesthetics are wearing off, and my Vicodin isn’t here yet.