Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Is everything okay, Mr. Cactus? You've not reblogged anything or answered any asks or... anything, for a few days now.

Asked by Anonymous

I’ve been preoccupied.

naterrang.tumblr.com →

naterrang:

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naterrang:

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naterrang replied to your post: “*reads a reddit thread in defense of pink horse* *finds himself…”:

If a reddit thread has somehow convinced you Pinkie Pie was in character, then I strongly suggest you check out this:

I disagree. You disagree.

This can only lead to one thing.

We must duel to the death!

With rubber ducks!

*flings one at Tennessee*

I cast ICE MISSILE!

*propels towards New Jersey*

Haha! Recent weather developments have made me more defensive against such things!

I take little damage, and cast MEDIOCRE BANJO MUSIC in return!

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(Source: post-cactus, via naterrang)

Hey Cactus, what's your problem with Tennessee? Some of your fans are from there, you know.

Asked by Anonymous

Good friend naterrang lives there, Anon. Just being silly.

I hold nothing against anyone from the Volunteer State.

naterrang.tumblr.com →

naterrang:

postcrusade-mod:

postcrusade-mod:

naterrang replied to your post: “*reads a reddit thread in defense of pink horse* *finds himself…”:

If a reddit thread has somehow convinced you Pinkie Pie was in character, then I strongly suggest you check out this:

I disagree. You disagree.

This can only lead to one thing.

We must duel to the death!

With rubber ducks!

*flings one at Tennessee*

I cast ICE MISSILE!

*propels towards New Jersey*

Haha! Recent weather developments have made me more defensive against such things!

I take little damage, and cast MEDIOCRE BANJO MUSIC in return!

(Source: post-cactus, via naterrang)

naterrang.tumblr.com →

postcrusade-mod:

naterrang replied to your post: “*reads a reddit thread in defense of pink horse* *finds himself…”:

If a reddit thread has somehow convinced you Pinkie Pie was in character, then I strongly suggest you check out this:

I disagree. You disagree.

This can only lead to one thing.

We must duel to the death!

With rubber ducks!

*flings one at Tennessee*

(Source: post-cactus, via naterrang)

Help me keep a home! →

arosu-sama.tumblr.com

arosu-sama:

Commission drive 1

PLEASE HEAR ME OUT.

Guys I come to you in need again. I have to pay rent next week and I don’t have enough. I am still expecting to get my deposit this month but even if I get it and add to what I have I’ll starve for the rest of the month. (I don’t know for how long I will…

Signal boosting a friend.

You know what’s worse than snow?

WET SNOW

1.5 FOOT TALL PILES OF WET SNOW

WITH TORRENTIAL DOWNPOURS

AND PUDDLES THE SIZE OF CONNECTICUT

AND THEN IT ALL FREEZES BACK TO ICE OVERNIGHT

FUCK THIS WINTER

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ask-captain-rainbow-dash replied to your photo: “Gotta love the multi-lane gas station lines.”:
and of course the guy at the pump loves to just spend 1000 years drinking the fucking shit seriously what could possibly make this process take so long

I should note the Jersey stations are full service. So there are guys up there handling the mess. And they’re pretty chill.

“Hey they should call the news or something!”

Also, another snowstorm is coming to fuck us up again. So yeah. Fill ‘er up.