Post Cactus

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I’m currently imagining Pen being a spider crawling around the Dashboard and covertly liking posts.

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Today’s cactus post is brought to you by Charmin Ultra Strong Toilet Paper.

Because yo’ ass stank.

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Browsing tumblr on flipboard is really fucking cool.

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GAH. I can’t seem to remember whether it’s 3971 or 3791 in Diaries.

Sooooo I’m just gonna say right now that it’s 3791. Because that would make it 3800 when the Mane 6 are their canon ages.

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askdansenhedgehog submitted:

Happy Late Birthday! I sent this to you yestersay, tumblr might of glitched or something, anyway here you are! :D

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FORGOT TO POST THIS ONE.

I look so small and cute dang it Dansen I’m not supposed to cuddle myselffff!

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askpiratedash asked:

((There is greater worth in being a PirateWorm admiral, than that Japanese word that you used.))

Do people consider me a senpai, though?

Also, yes. The SS (supership) PirateWorm. I’m not repremanded for three-timing with FlutterDash and RariDash, right? ;3;

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Anonymous asked:

How many old asks do you leave sitting in your inbox, anyway? Because of those three you answered last night, I recognize two of them as mine. ._.

There are currently 299 unanswered messages in my inbox on this blog. I’m a pack rat. (PC is at a ridiculous 672 messages.)

Maybe I should clear it…

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All 3 of my ask/story blogs now have over 2K followers.

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IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IN “CHRONICLES” PINKIE GOT HER POOFY MANE FROM DASH’S SONIC RAINBOOM EXPLOSION SO DIARIES PARTIALLY MIRRORS THAT BY HAVING DASH’S HOUSE EXPLODE AND CAUSING PINKIE’S MANE.

CLEVER, HUH?

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ask-captain-rainbow-dash replied to your post: “Who are some of your Tumblr senpais?”:

yo das cold mang

wheaters i luv u

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The reason I went back to answer old asks was because I was looking for this one ask about Diaries that I’m gonna answer in Diaries.

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Anonymous asked:

Who are some of your Tumblr senpais?

Sam, Pen, Scram, Wiggles, and Ambris

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Anonymous asked:

I'm not the only one who would like to see a post-cactus livestream, amiright?

[Feb 20 2014, 6:07 pm · a month ago]

I actually do host streams. I just don’t do them as often as you’d expect because of stage fright and only 7-10 people actually attend anyway. ;3;

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Anonymous asked:

Know what I realized just now? After yesterday's episode, PC Sweetie Belle being a student of Twilight's actually works very well. That was definitely a lucky plot point for Post Crusade.

[Feb 23 2014, 12:40 pm · a month ago, referring to “Twilight Time”]

Shit, this is late.

Yes, that was a lucky shot in the dark. PC’s been getting a lot of help from canon as of late. Scootaloo’s flight problems, Apple Bloom’s annoyance with AJ’s mommying, Sweetie’s magic lessons from Twilight, and Sweetie’s sudden switch to being more manipulative and scheming.

:D

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[barontristan]

postcrusade liked your photoset

Guys I think senpai postcrusade is actually going out of their way to like exactly one of my posts per day just to fuck with me.

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Is it safe to say that I kept this mildly consistent?

Or should I do a makeup?