Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

wholocked-john-out:

lumos5001:

so remember yesterday when people were joking that the guy responsible for the Olympic Ring malfunction better get his ass outta Russia, i don’t think it’s funny any more guys… [x]

You forgot the most important part. Russian officials are playing it off as an “accident” like maybe he just “fell onto a set of knives” or something.

It’s the Daily Currant.

A satire site. IT’S FAKE.

Jesus fuck, guys. This is, I think, the 4th time I’ve ever seen this site used as a source! You’d think that people would recognize it by now…

(Source: friendlyneighborhooddungeonmom, via jykinturah-mod)

Last night, I decided that the next PC update will be partially animated.

Today, I realize how much work that would be. ._.

BUT I AM TOO DEDICATED TO LET THIS SLIP BY. ANIMATION HERE I COME.

tenaflyviper:

cyrilthewolf:

broniesagainstbullshit:

(Spread the word and get searching!)

#SafeSearchWrapUp is heavily community driven effort to help make the SafeSearch features on image-search engines such as GoogleImages be free of NSFW content. Every cartoon from “Avatar: The Last Airbender” to “Young Justice” contains fan made pornographic works referred to as Rule-34. Rule-34 is a catch all term detonating porn of ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, cartoon or not. However searching up images of any animated series will likely turn up these images, even on the first few pages.

As the teen and adult fans of the show, we have to be considerate of the younger target audience. A lot of parents and their children may be looking up images of their favorite characters to print out and put on their wall or such. So lets come together …. no wait. As a community we can make image searching safer for the young ones and their parents. No shutting down or deleting things from existence, simply keeping it off SafeSearch as a courtesy for others.

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The Game Plan:

Everyone should pick at least one search term they think would commonly used by kids and their parents, such as “My little pony twilight sparkle”. You can search at your leisure through a few pages… say 5-10 at least? However, on the 7th and 20th of every month we can all do it in large droves. If the call is sent out all at the same time, like a tradition then more people are likely to participate. Additionally, if Google or Bing gets a lot of flags for the same image from a lot of people- we can assume they will be more likely to remove it.

What to look for? Gore, blood, penises, vaginas, and perhaps lingerie. Just use your best judgement. Honestly if its something you wouldn’t look at while at work or show to a kid, then its probably not something we want showing up in a safe-search! If you think it should be done out of safe search as well, then thats your call to make.

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How To Flag:

On Google, simply enlarge an image and go to Send Feedback circled here and enter comment notifying them the image is “not suitable for children” or something along those lines:

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On Bing, simply click the flag image in the lower left corner when you hover over an image. Then check the “Adult” checkbox. Quick and easy! Lets do this!

Also see #SafeSearchWrapUp’s sister projects:
http://broniesagainstbullshit.tumblr.com/Campaigns

Note: The original date was going to be the 15th of every month, however I decided to do it en masse twice a month instead.

I am so down for that you don’t even understand

Oh hey, look!

People actually doing something that would make a difference, and not just pretending to be doing something worthwhile as an excuse to harass others!  I fully approve of this.

(via fisherpon)

What'd'ya do at that 7/11? There a reason why the clerk gives you looks?

Asked by dead-mare-trotting

I think he’s just grumpy when shady teenagers with hoodies walk into his store.

How badly do you want to slurp a Slurpee? (I am amazing at this TMI stuff)

Asked by spiltdip

Right now? Not really.

It’s too damn cold for a slurpee. And the 7-11 clerk always gives me a dirty look when I go there.

Is there a possibility of a de-needled cactus appearing in your sexual activites? (You asked to TMI, this is the best I can come up with o3o)

Asked by project-sharius

Not sure what you’re asking here. ._.

Are you referring to a dildo? And if you are, then are you referring to the use of it in real life, or in my art?

If the former, than no. Sounds painful, even without the needles. x_x

If the latter, than just wait and see. :2