Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

How badly do you want to slurp a Slurpee? (I am amazing at this TMI stuff)

Asked by spiltdip

Right now? Not really.

It’s too damn cold for a slurpee. And the 7-11 clerk always gives me a dirty look when I go there.

Is there a possibility of a de-needled cactus appearing in your sexual activites? (You asked to TMI, this is the best I can come up with o3o)

Asked by project-sharius

Not sure what you’re asking here. ._.

Are you referring to a dildo? And if you are, then are you referring to the use of it in real life, or in my art?

If the former, than no. Sounds painful, even without the needles. x_x

If the latter, than just wait and see. :2

Any big plans you're thinking about?

Asked by dead-mare-trotting

In life, I plan to go to college, make it through college, get a stable job somewhere, and have my own small house.

As much as I want to dream big, I’m unfortunately a mild pessimist and don’t expect a smooth going. So basics are the way to go,

HOWEVER. I would love to one day go on a cross-country road trip. Because I simply love traveling.

Mr. Ham, I've said it a few months ago, but I seriously do think you could draw anthro ponies well. You obviously have ideas on a good look for them and you are able to draw hands to at least some decent extent (see the various pics of Spike you've done). If you have time for it, could you give it a try? (and I know this isn't a TMI ask but oh well :x)

Asked by Anonymous

I have tried a couple times.

But I struggle a lot with hands and the lower body. That, and I would have to come up with a new art style to make them work the way I want them to.

Maybe someday I’ll be able to draw a decent pose that’s worthy enough to be posted.

wheres the weirdest pace you've done the deed

Asked by Anonymous

The guest bathroom at my family’s house in Peru.

Humid as hell AND cold because desert winters.

0/10 bad idea never do it again

(I know it’s not exactly weird, but bear with me here. I don’t get out much. ._.’)

What kind of pony porn do you prefer (anthro, human, pony, all of them) and why?

Asked by wheatley-draws

I like all of them, but I prefer the pony form.

As to why, I’m not entirely sure. It might be due to their smaller size and arguably cuter build.

Anthro is the middle ground, and I’m actually pretty picky with that. I hate to say this, but some artists draw waaaaaaay better anthros than others. I like them to have the human build, but retain some pony parts such as wings, the horn, hooves, etc. Not the whole head, though. If it’s just a pony head glued to a colored human body, than no.

I like the nice ham related joke questions.

But maybe

we can

do some actual TMI?

pls?

Ever think your sometimes a 'ham?' Sorry had to.

Asked by Anonymous

I think I’m more of a chicken.

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