Cactus Codex

What is it that I do here again? I forget.

clickholeofficial:

All In: Pennsylvania Has Eradicated All Plant Life But One Pomegranate Tree In A Desperate Bid To Rebrand As The Pomegranate State

(via underpaidslacker)

Oh right, I forgot to mention that I’m going.

Wanna meet me? TOO BAD YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND ME >:222

ask-dinky-dawberry-doo:

Considering that this body has so many lookalikes, I’d rather not know.

multipls:

yiffmaster:

britney:

bitch

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

my xkit makes it the old format so

(via conspicuouslad)

real men have sharp spines and grow in hot and arid desert conditions

sixpenceee:

A collection of colorful cactus. 

(Source: sixpenceee, via someponys-scribbles)

loveofslic3:

Wow finally all the parents

(Source: sliceoflove, via discordsparkle)

gaymilesedgeworth:

histskins:

Õptimus Prïme

please listen to Google Translate trying to read this post in French

(via scifibrony)

scotchtapeofficial:

ravensloane:

ravensloane:

anyone wanna hear some rlly upsetting music tht did not come frm this plane of existence

i can’t even comprehend what i’m listening to right now

when all the copyright free music is overused so you play every garageband loop you can find at once

(via scifibrony)

ncmares:

raridashdoodles:

One of the many curses of having a girlfriend~ 

(http://imgur.com/JgfM3IG)

This is wonderful.

As a general reminder for those confused about whether I’m a plant or a horse or something in between.

Think of the holy trinity.

The Cactus.

The Horse

And the Holy Salad.

Three persons, one post-cactus.

That is all.

The last few months have felt like a weird stepping stone forward in terms of how I interact with people online.

I’ve always been a sort of yes-man and a bit of a nervous talker. Unable to have a professional sense and isolated himself from peers.

But I guess I’m starting to put my foot down more often. Getting past the idea that people are out to get me or take advantage of me or whatever.

I dunno, it’s not that important. Just amusing that it took so many years online to finally get to this point. I think I’m finally comfortable.

crade-elcin:

New updated Commission Prices!

Sketches: 20$ +10 per extra character
Crade Sketches: 40$ + 20 per extra character

Minor edits are free. Simple BGs are free.

Lewds are no biggie either. I love drawing lewds.

You may contact me per mail under “s3xypones@web.de” if you are interested.
You may also talk with me directly if you join my discord server(NSFW). I have a channel for commission discussions there.

Thanks for reading. Have a good day~♥

it’s a guy and he draw things

make him draw more

aidoru-ojisan:

Cute Japanese Anime Girls get frightened by a group of pretty fluent sounding Spanish Anime men

(via alskylark)