screenshots dont do this justice

i actually just overheard this in a cafe on campus…
“so my mom is from south america so she has this idea in her head that like communism is terrible, and i’m like yeah mom, that was like 40 years ago”
bruh oh my god… did you…. oh my god
Now That’s What I Call Sendero Luminoso.
dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it
I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”
I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
I am CRYING.
Get planted on
Ever just see these words that are used all the time online but you never hear them being spoken out loud in real life and you just think “how the fuck do I pronounce this???”
also, hi, school’s out
Friendship ended with Paint Tool Sai
Now Clip Paint Studio is my best friend
I’m replaying heavy rain in preparation for Detroit become human and I very much enjoy it
FUCKIN
CAKE HORSES