Cactus Codex

I just heard a nuclear explosion.

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What happened to you today, Mr. Cactus? Has something been bothering you?

Asked by Anonymous

Eh it’s a minor thing.

I went out to a rich town with some friends to shop around, watch a movie, and eat. But one of us suggested that we walk to a Shop-Rite a mile away for food instead of one of the countless restaurants in town.

And since we were also rushing to catch a movie, I couldn’t eat anything hot or decide quick enough on what to buy because who the fuck goes to Shop-Rite for lunch?!

Movie was fine, but then I had to get picked up early to see a play so we barely did anything afterwards.

So now I’m hungry and have a stomach-ache.

Oh thank god that I’ve been gone all day and missed the radioactive fallout from the APM takedown.

broken-pen-draws:

“I’m sorry, but I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do.”
[…]
Übertreiber: So, Rumble is juggling school and being an officer in the local weather patrol?
Cactus: Yep. He’s mostly working on free days and from home, though. He’s more of an advisor. The guy you go to when there’s an issue.
Übertreiber: *adds “very serious-looking Rumble in a military-like uniform sitting behind the desk in his room with some toys on his desk and titling it ‘I’m sorry ma’m, but I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do.’ to his to-draw list*

PEN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD