Post Cactus

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Anonymous asked:

What happened to you today, Mr. Cactus? Has something been bothering you?

Eh it’s a minor thing.

I went out to a rich town with some friends to shop around, watch a movie, and eat. But one of us suggested that we walk to a Shop-Rite a mile away for food instead of one of the countless restaurants in town.

And since we were also rushing to catch a movie, I couldn’t eat anything hot or decide quick enough on what to buy because who the fuck goes to Shop-Rite for lunch?!

Movie was fine, but then I had to get picked up early to see a play so we barely did anything afterwards. 

So now I’m hungry and have a stomach-ache.

Anonymous ask
broken-pen-draws
broken-pen-draws: “ “I’m sorry, but I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do.” “ […] Übertreiber: So, Rumble is juggling school and being an officer in the local weather patrol? Cactus: Yep. He’s mostly working on free days and from home, though. He’s...
broken-pen-draws

"I’m sorry, but I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do."

[…]
Übertreiber: So, Rumble is juggling school and being an officer in the local weather patrol?
Cactus: Yep. He’s mostly working on free days and from home, though. He’s more of an advisor. The guy you go to when there’s an issue.
Übertreiber: *adds “very serious-looking Rumble in a military-like uniform sitting behind the desk in his room with some toys on his desk and titling it ‘I’m sorry ma’m, but I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do.’ to his to-draw list*
post-cactus

PEN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

PEN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD reblog fanart-ish