Post Cactus

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I’m gonna turn this into an Apple Bloom blog.

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We’ve reached the point where the majority of discussions in and about this fandom aren’t about the small horse show anymore, but about how sexist and disgusting the “extreme brony” side is, and how snobbish and arrogant the “social justice warrior” side is.

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[thebakaponi]

I just want to punch tumblr.

There’s something about the way they do the emails that I hate.

Also like 98% of those likes are references I probably will never use!

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Sam and Benny

• Me: Talk of CG Garfield gave me malignent cancer
• Cactus: Benign tumor: Hey bro. Don't mind me. I'm just growing here and being a dick. I won't kill you, but boy am I annoying as shit. Hey, you got some extra chips?
• Me: ^I would watch a show about this
• Cactus: Everyone Loves Benny
• Me: And the twist right at the end of season 9 is that Benny is actually a traveling comedian that got himself surgically grafted to you one night while you were drunk and has had a hidden camera crew following you around making 9 seasons of a reality TV show
• Übertreiber: what the fuck am I returning to?
• Me: =D
• Merf: cancer
• Cactus: This show will literally give you cancer
• Übertreiber: This show will grow on you!
• Me: Damn I wanna actualyl have this show be real. I reckon that'd be great
• Me: Sam and Benny the Benign Tumor!
• Me: I have no idea why I chose sam
• Übertreiber: *sings* "He's an unemployed web designer"
• Übertreiber: "He's a benign tumor"
• Übertreiber: "together they're unstoppable!"
• Übertreiber: "Saaaaam and Benny!"
• Cactus: Out at a bar, they check out some ladies.
• Cactus: Benny: *whistles* See that one over there? Definitely a 4.
• Cactus: Sam: IIII dunno, she's more of a 7.
• Cactus: Benny: No, 4 as in stage 4 cancer. Mole on her cheek. She's a goner.
• Cactus: *laugh track*
• Übertreiber: *drops off his chair*

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[parclytaxel]

?!

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I usually get really under the weather around major test days.

I get all asshole-like, unsatisfied with everything, incoherent, and simply depressed. 

Fuck, I hate this.

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I love tumblr. But I FUCKING HATE tumblr.

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[project-sharius]

So I decided to suck it up and attempt to do an art and make a cover of my favorite alternate Sweetie Belle. I kinda like how it turned out (but jeeze, it needs a lot of work). I was attempting to copy this. PC now stands for Poorly-Covered.

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Ahhh yes. New themes. Smells good.

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Anonymous asked:

I'd ask for actual PC spoilers, but knowing you, you'd probably change the story before those spoilers would've come to fruition. :P

That’s the cactus strategy!

Mislead you all to the point where any “spoilers” I make can instantly be made null due to my past tendency to change shit up.

You’ll never see these things coming!

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[postcrusade-mod]

Copying Sam completely, I’m gonna give away some PC spoiler goodness.

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[fisherpon]

Equestria (with names) by cmaggot
Equestria (hi-res) by cmaggot

[conspicuouslad]

Wow, this is some great detail!

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[bronyguard]

Pokemon battle screen for Cactus. http://postcrusade-mod.tumblr.com/ in honor of his angry horses.

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Haha! Spettro and Clyde as Pokemon! XD

Thanks a bunch for the drawing!

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pvryohei submitted:

Hey there! I drew this for you last week. I already said it before, but you’re my biggest inspiration and one of the main reasons I got so far as an artist, so I wanted to draw something to show you my gratitude.

So, I just want to say that you’re amazing! ^^

AAAAAAAHH OH MY GOSH!! *A*

It looks fantastic! I love it! Thank you so much!

(BTW, I’m plugging your blog. Shining Bonds Dinky, everyone!)

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Everytime I get fanart, I squeal like a little girl. *A*