Cactus Codex

So. “Creepy Moving Vines” just became my most noted thing ever on this website. *_*

Yesterday, NWS posted an alert about a fire warning for parts of NJ and other states.

It seemed laughable because the temperature was below freezing. I mean come on? Wildfires? In 30 degree weather? Please.

But.

It happened.

A fucking fire started in Old Bridge. 230 acres.

I give up.

1. I am the Lord, thy Cactus. You shall not have any other cacti before me.
2. You shall not take the name of thy Cactus in vain. (Or refuse to draw him fanart)
3. Keep holy the PC update days.
4. Honor thy Pen and Sam
5. You shall not over-water thy Cactus.
6. You shall not fluster thy Cactus without consent.
7. You shall not steal thy Cactus art
8. You shall not bear false hate thy Cactus
9. You shall not covet thy Cactus' concubines. (If you want to be one, let thy Cactus know with 2 hours of prayer and a small horse sacrifice)
   
10. You shall not covet thy Cactus’ good looks.

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that is all

I’m a hot stove, okay.

Can we talk about Discord kicking RD’s ass?

The Xbox One isn’t the only console with hardware failures, guys. :U

Not defending it, really. I’m just annoyed with people jerking in their circles about common launch bugs, which have happened to new devices since the dawn of time.

And now, back to regularly scheduled blogging.

(Source: ponies-n-things, via meme-asaurus-blog)

meme-asaurus reblogged your post I’ve actually had multipl… and added:

Yup.

I’ve actually had multiple plans to spin a blog off of PC in the past, but none of them were concrete enough to work.

But I have a feeling that Ask a Sentient Shadow would hypothetically serve as a decent side-story and distraction.