Cactus Codex

falsedetective:

targuzzler:
trump: *pulls out of the paris agreement, severely harming the current global efforts to combat global warming because he’s either too fucking stupid or too evil to see that it’s a big deal and also starts the process of wiping out net neutrality, an objectively horrible thing for everone that isn’t a massive telecom company executive and will cause untold levels of damage on our ability to communicate through the internet*
media:
trump: *makes a spelling mistake on twitter*
media: OMG have you heard of
COVFEFE??????????????????????????????
look i really hate to be that person who takes anything seriously on this hellsite but i’ve had it up to about here with the “trump is an evil mastermind distracting us from the real problems instead of an unstable, senile old man with a tenuous grip on reality” conspiracy theories so i’ve just gotta do it today
# of nyt articles on “covfefe”: 27
# of nyt articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 292
# of wapo articles on “covfefe”: 54, but most of them are short mentions in news roundup blog posts so i’ll let it slide
# of wapo articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 288
# of politico articles on “covfefe”: 17
# of politico articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 142
too tired already to get into the net neutrality issue too but the point is: if you’re getting all your news from twitter memes, of course you’ve heard more about covfefe than actual policy, but the root of the matter isn’t that journalists aren’t doing their jobs and reporting on the real issues, it’s that you’re getting all your news from twitter memes

(via adurot)

taliasturm:

mean-dauphin:
oddbagel:
maptitude1:
The most popular grocery stores in each state
walmart needs to be defeated
I grew up in Indiana and so did my mom and now we’re in the midatlantic and she calls every grocery store “krogers”
the new york one not being wegman’s and instead being some shit I never even heard of before sounds fake as hell or Extremely City

I pulled up the source of this image and it says that New York’s most popular store is Tops.

But that’s clearly not what’s pictured in the map?? What the heck even is that??

(Source: reddit.com, via dreamofhircine)

Behold! New avatar, but still the same ol’ plant horse

rainbow-femme:

mttymrts:
mttymrts:
this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen
I don’t think this is obvious but you need to listen with the sound on because the whole point is the announcers.
Announcer: “It’s a good thing he has a Nurse to help him off the ice.”
Other announcer: “Uggghhhh.”

(Source: santamitchy, via conspicuouslad)

adurot:

goth-aunt:
bradleyswhitford:
put this in the MoMA
This me reading you guys post
Honest question, which one’s the Fox representative?

aapollojustiice:

blindbeards0llux:
asexual people are so cool because they can use the term “ace” when referring to themselves??? ace is such a rad word??? stay cool my ace pals
we also make great attorneys. there’s a whole video game series about us. check it out.

(Source: lucastriedpklove, via adurot)

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unitedfurs111:

emissary-architect:
playing with ocs is either
or
@whitemantis-stash

@chaotic-conundrums

(via jykinturah-mod)

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me

xkcds:

The top search for every state is PORN, except Florida, where it’s SEX PORN.
State Word Map [Explained]

(via dreamofhircine)

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xkcd

jakelionstumblr:

On Deviantart

post-cactus:

You know, I’m really not a fan of waking up from a nap and seeing people trying to contact me from everywhere regarding unwanted art of their OC.
Especially when the commissioner passed that OC as their own.
Very easy way to piss me off.

Update: Easy to piss me off, and easy to forgive.

As a general tip to commissioners, if you have an idea of what a character should look like, but have no solid design, please tell me. Don’t send a reference of a character that resembles your idea and claim it’s yours. Because I’m gonna end up drawing that character, not yours.