autumnbramble asked:
horse, eat plants. but plant, is plant. eat self???
Look, you can’t question it. Just accept it!
I’m a planthorse, AMA
Oh yeah, update on life.
I work in tech support at my university now!
It’s fun*!
*most of the time
Do Dutch people really exist?
How do I know that they’re not just Germans who became mermaids and then later came back to land after the fish wars or something?
most of the metric system is great and all but honestly fuck celsius
lemme explain smthn: farenheit is human-centered.
in celsius, you have to use the dumb fucking scale of “0 = ???, 40 = hot as shit” like damn that’s some exponential curve stuff
but with farenheit it’s simple af. 0 is v cold. 100 is v hot. the end.
celsius makes sense for water, but am i water? no, im human.
stop being smug for using a shit temperature system.
what on earth
please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this
watch it
PLEASE
tchaikovsky is proud
In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.
what people think programming is vs. how it actually is
@fairygodrobot Is this accurate?
100% Literally Factually Correct
Roflmao this is painful
OMG yep! I’m college life right now x3
Completely this
Excuse you, old man, I’m a STRONG and INDEPENDENT 20 year old PLANT.
I don’t need no senior center or “keep off grass” signs! I am the grass!
…
And here’s where it hits me that I’m only 20. ′ 2′
LOOK AT ALL YOU OLD PEOPLE
I’VE SEEN YOUR FACES ICONS POPPING UP IN MY NOTIFICATIONS FOR ALMOST 6 YEARS.
OLDDD