Post Cactus

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

siebewastaken asked:

Cougar

1. First impression: “I don’t remember seeing this guy ???”

2. Truth is: HOLY MOLY FIDDLES AND PAINTBRUSHES. Though I will admit, I still don’t know much about you.

3. How old do you look: You look very old. >:U

4. Have you ever made me laugh: See: Most of Pylon Pony

5. Have you ever made me mad: Nope.

6. Best feature: THIS

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nope.

8. You’re my: buddy that I don’t talk to very often wait is that even a buddy oh god help.

9. Random attribute: I have images of him and Scram in bed together doing naughty things like showing each other pictures of horses doing naughty things.

fiddlemod

samroseiswatchingyou asked:

Living carnivorous spiked plant insectoid

1. First impression: “IT’S THE PREGNANT HORSE GUY”

2. Truth is: *A* Seriously one of the greatest friends I’ve ever had the honor to have. Need I say more?

3. How old do you look: Old enough to get drunk off his ass and on the floor.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: The whole idea of a pregnant Scootaloo was hiliarious to me. Then you tore out my feelings.

5. Have you ever made me mad: N/A

6. Best feature: HE TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: maybeeee~

8. You’re my: cuddly fluffy Sam plushie

9. Random attribute: He’s a fan of RainBelle (MS Rain Catcher x PC Sweetie Belle). So silly but I shouldn’t be talking because I support it too. :I

samroseiswatchingyou

notagoodusername360-deactivated asked:

Platypus o3o

1. First impression: o_o

2. Truth is: O_O

3. How old do you look: Twenties. (Why is everyone so old?)

4. Have you ever made me laugh: I had a few chuckles during the start of the RC glitching.

5. Have you ever made me mad: Oh dear.

6. Best feature: I’m gonna be honest. Arguing with you can be a rather fun activity. :2

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nope.

8. You’re my: Odd person who is difficult to talk to, but is alright once that barrier is broken. :2

9. Random attribute: He likes to sniff people.

notagoodusername360

1. First impression: 

image

2. Truth is: See above. ART. MARSHMALLOW HORSE ROBOT. LAUGHS AT MY PORN. 

3. How old do you look: Mildly old.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Countless times.

5. Have you ever made me mad: No Senpai-Jesus is perfect.

6. Best feature: Rear-end fuel dispenser!

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: See #1.

8. You’re my: Senpai. Jesus.

9. Random attribute: Q’s a lot.

youobviouslyloveoctavia

cooper-draws asked:

pygmy marmoset :D

1. First impression: “wait wut?”

2. Truth is: I don’t know much. However, I do know that your evolution as an artist is one of the most incredible ones I’ve witnessed on this site. Also, you x Sarah = BEST IRL OTP

3. How old do you look: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe late teens early twenties. .~.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Enough times. :3

5. Have you ever made me mad: That time when you almost shut down RLD. *vibrations*

6. Best feature: That icon seductively staring at me~

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Eeehhh nope.

8. You’re my: favorite Dash. 

9. Random attribute: I dunno. :T

ask-rainbow-less-dash

broken-pen asked:

Chelinidea vittiger, common name: The cactus bug.

1. First impression: “Stop crushing my crushed dreams, dream crusher. >:c” (Thanks for the help, though.)

2. Truth is: Where the hell do I begin? Smart, great sense of humor, European, a great emerging artist and a writing tool! And you are a hoot to talk to. Also, small small horse conventions. v///v

3. How old do you look: Old, but not that old.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: All the freaking time.

5. Have you ever made me mad: “CRUSHED DREAM CRUSHER” (jk)

6. Best feature: Endless ink.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: maybeeeee~ o-o (I have a crush on everyone holy shit)

8. You’re my: best pen

9. Random attribute: 8K-word smut RPs

broken-pen
youobviouslyloveoctavia

post-cactus asked:

Oh wait the secret word was bitey-fish horse. Welp. Sharkponeeeee~

youobviouslyloveoctavia answered:

1. First impression: Total fanboy. Your reaction to me when we were thrown in a Skype chat together was hilarious! I will always remember that.

2. Truth is: I’ve come to like you a lot. It’s great chatting to you in the Skype groups and you draw some great marshmallow pone art.

3. How old do you look: N/A

4. Have you ever made me laugh: That first Skype conversation.

5. Have you ever made me mad: No.

6. Best feature: You’re amusing to talk to.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: No.

8. You’re my: Friend.

9. Random attribute: I laugh whenever I find Cactus porn because it’s so unexpected. I can never imagine you drawing porn.

post-cactus

>:O *furiously grabs a Pen and draws some porn*

(Awwwww thanks Scrammy. c:)

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FUCK YOU MOBILE AND YOUR SHITTY POSTING SYSTEM.

boulderthedragon asked you:
Fox…fox? Fox.

1. First impression: “Oh hey a filly Dash/Flutters blog let’s check it ou- OMG 2CUTE”

2. Truth is: “MOD IS CUTE TOO AAAAH” A bit shy, but still a great person to talk to and also to fluster. :3 AND GREAT DRAWINGS DON’T ARGUE WITH ME.

3. How old do you look: 16-18 I guess. Still not sure if boy or girl. *vibrates*

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Everytime he/she squeaks.

5. Have you ever made me mad: Not at all.

6. Best feature: PENCILS

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: maybeeeeeeeeeee ©~©

8. You’re my: favorite large rock.

9. Random attribute: whisper “cinnamon” in his/her ear and get a free squeak

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