Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus
melanosuchus niger, the only extant melanosuchus species, does not live in florida
This show is set in Florida. How can you be a herpetologist in Florida and NOT know an alligator tooth on sight? Answer: you can’t and this is the worst herpetologist in Florida.
what the shit dude, the last word out of your mouth was a genus
and if you can’t get the phylum from a tooth, we are going to have a problem. (hint fucking hint: only one phylum has teeth)
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T EVEN IDENTIFY THE PHYLUM IT’S FROM
THAT’S NOT HOW BLOOD WORKS
YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT GET THAT INFORMATION FROM BLOOD
neither alligators nor caimans have color-based sexual dimorphism
also the caiman thing turned out to be a plot point, sort of- and then this happened
if that animal is a caiman, it’s an invasive species and if you were half the biologist this show pretends you are, you’d know that.
Caiman latirostris and Melanosuchus niger aren’t synonyms. They don’t even have an overlapping range. Pick an animal this isn’t and stick with it.
NO. STOP. STOP TRYING TO GIVE US SCIENCE FACTS ABOUT ALLIGATORS.
You’re gonna laugh hedge, I’ve seen this exact episode on TV, facepalming the entire time the ‘science’ happened. Like, it was watch-a-car-crash levels of watching this.
The series is The Glades btw.
@poorpoorpitifulme can we watch this next time im over so i can hear you rage scream the whole way through?
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The season 7 (early edition) hype train rolls on as I continue to check off more and more of my headcanons and nonsense writing this is the best season ever.
Scripting is weird. I could stare blankly at Panel 1 for days or even weeks and wonder what kind of dialog should be put here and what angles I should switch to later and get jackshit out of it.
Only to be suddenly inspired at the last possible moment, have everything come together and finally be able to move on in the last 10 minutes.
I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty much just using us as their means of reproduction. That’s why humans show nearly every sign of species domestication. Have a good night, friend.
