Unmute !
Eeeehee.
If you can’t make use of the sound, the subtitles are accurate, and I hope they get the joke across.
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
Is it still cool to think about making new ask/story blogs?
I totally don’t have a thing in drafts and haven’t been squatting on a blog url for ages now.
Smile!
I do not post enough art here. I really should.
Anyways, here's the Scootafamily. I actually really like them, go figure.
Oh right, I drew a thing.
You know, it’s kinda funny how they’re still adding individual candles to this thing. You’d think they’d switch to candles shaped like numbers at this point.
Also oh god, 11 years.
Tumblrpon Retrospective: 1-16/16 “The Shared History”
First and foremost, let me get this out of the way: I’m not leaving. This is not a goodbye message, this is marking the end of the Great Draft Dump with a look back upon my time in Tumblrpon. This will be a very long post, hence the pagebreak.
Comic sprites commissioned from @darkfiretaimatsu
Final art commissioned from @askmovieslate
Background vectors by BonesWolbach
Editing by me
Credits for each drawblog are after the page cut.
*picks you up*
*puts you down*
*picks you up*
*puts you down*
*picks you up*
*puts you down*
.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.
My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.
you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard
Imagine how I feel
