Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Fun fact. SAI can’t scale up for HiDPI displays, resulting in this teeny tiny UI that makes me want to put on reading glasses even though I don’t use them.

I dunno if I should be more concerned that my mom easily fell for some ridiculous fad diet thing, or mad that she’s making participate in it.

Your okay, right? I do hope things get better. I'm worried about you. Just take a small break. I just want to make sure things are alright.

Asked by Anonymous

I’m fine. I’m just tired.

Educate me about pollination please.

Asked by Anonymous

When a mommy plant and a daddy plant love each other very much, they dance in the wind and let this weird dust stuff fly around and cause humans great nasal suffering so they can laugh at their pain together.

Then they bang.

I'm sure you could hop on someone else's table if you're desperate enough, but I don't know who would have the space for it.

Asked by piratedashmod

Ehhh, it’s not like I suddenly want to vend or anything like that. I just had a weird idea of selling or giving away little prints or something that I wanted to toss around. Probably not a good idea, really.