Cactus Codex

Educate me about pollination please.

Asked by Anonymous

When a mommy plant and a daddy plant love each other very much, they dance in the wind and let this weird dust stuff fly around and cause humans great nasal suffering so they can laugh at their pain together.

Then they bang.

I'm sure you could hop on someone else's table if you're desperate enough, but I don't know who would have the space for it.

Asked by piratedashmod

Ehhh, it’s not like I suddenly want to vend or anything like that. I just had a weird idea of selling or giving away little prints or something that I wanted to toss around. Probably not a good idea, really.

Yeah, I figured that’d be frowned upon quite a bit.

hrmm

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How much trouble would I get into if I sold art stuff like prints and postcards on the convention floor from my backpack?

Like, just being a mobile shop or something. Is that frowned upon in horse convention 2017?

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Using Discord is revealing my true nature as a terrible speller and typist.

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sonysportswalkman:

on the third day, jesus was coming out of his cave and he was doing just fine

(via underpaidslacker)

My final assignment for my Effective Group Work class is a 5-8 page critique on one of the discussions that another group did last week and holy shit I don’t want to do it.

But it’s 1/5 of my grade and god damn it I have to do it and I hate everything I want to go home.

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Someone distract me =n=

Rare horse more like common horse. #rekt

discordsparkle:

adarafaelbarbas:
carrionflowerkin:
friendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping :)
I honestly can not tell what’s serious anymore on this godforsaken website.
@post-cactus

*top plant neighs*

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maplehoofs:

tastefullyoffensive:
(via simonlauchlan)
I don’t understand this weird new trend where we all pretend we just figured out corporate social media is an advertising tool. Like we’ve been lied to or something, and believed Denny’s started a tumblr just to hang out with us. It’s truly bizarre. And then the other half of the trend, where we just sort of yell at or try to mock the social media accounts as an anti-capitalist statement is just as weird but for a different reason… These accounts obviously aren’t run by like, the CEOs of the company. The only people seeing these ‘sick burns’ are the social media staff, who have nothing to do with all the unsavory shit we all despise about corporations. They’re probably underpaid, and their literally job is just “Hey make a funny informal ad” or “Hey interact with human beings”. It’s the online equivalent of doing this shit to cashiers at stores. Can you imagine that? Some cashier is like “Have a nice day” and someone responds “Your false corporate kindness is TRANSPARENT” and then screenshots it to brag about it later? It’s really super weird.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via zerojanitor)

prideling:

gunvolt:
im going to have a stroke
Instead try…

Person A: You know… the thing
Person B: The “thing”?
Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

(via conspicuouslad)