Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

According to my arsenal, I have less than 20 pics (out of over 1K) of the older Apple Horse. And none of them are worthy of being called completed.

I need to fix that pronto.

That reminds me.

I was told that for Project Fivesome looks a bit similar to PC’s new banner from Project Slip-N-Slide.

Okay, I may have been slightly inspired by Fivesome when drawing that pic. So it may not be much of a coincidence, but more like a “whoops”.

What kind of 16 year old sits alone at night imagining new ways of making young fictional horses’ lives miserable and occasionally drawing them engaging in sexual activity?

What ever happened to Facebooking about that Snapchat thing with the YOLO and waterbeds?

notagoodusername360:

postcrusade-mod:

notagoodusername360 submitted

First name: Antonio
Last name: Rumpelstiltskin
Age: 18
Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Nationality: USA
Relationship status: Single (unhappily)
Likes: Ponies
Dislikes: Nazis
Random fact: Needs to update Rain Catcher more often, Is sometimes called a cactus

5 points.

Silly Nagu, Antonio was already suggested.

I assumed that your first name was the thing that bumped carottquill to an 8.

You’re only 16?!

GET OUT OF HERE

THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR INNOCENT EYES!

*shoos Cactus out of tumblr*

BACK TO FACEBOOK WITH YOU!

*points and laughs*

OLD MAN WISHES HE HAD CACTUSWAGGGG! HAR HAR HAR!

(Source: post-cactus)

First name: Kristy
Lastname: VasCactus :U
Age: old enough
Gender: M
Sexual Orientation: Straight but I can help with that. ;3
Nationality: Cactuses grow in the dessert duh. :U
Relationship status: precious babu status
Likes: Apple Bloome’s butt, Seafood, a combination of those first two.
Dislikes: Racial slurs, when Disco Twi is rude.
Random fact: You gun get snuggled! >:I

3 points.

I will eat people alive if people call me Kristy. Brings back awful memories.

notagoodusername360 submitted

First name: Antonio
Last name: Rumpelstiltskin
Age: 18
Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Nationality: USA
Relationship status: Single (unhappily)
Likes: Ponies
Dislikes: Nazis
Random fact: Needs to update Rain Catcher more often, Is sometimes called a cactus

5 points.

Silly Nagu, Antonio was already suggested.

Boop

carrotquill submitted:

First name: Antonio
Last name: Tiana

Age: 16
Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: Straight, unexplored.

Nationality: murica’
Relationship status: single swinger
Likes: fillies
Dislikes: ranting
Random fact: Won’t stop sending me porn.

8 points.

Come on, you know you love it…