Cactus Codex

*flaunts his horrible first name for the universe to see*

Boop

carrotquill submitted:
First name: Antonio
Last name: Tiana
Age: 16
Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: Straight, unexplored.
Nationality: murica’
Relationship status: single swinger
Likes: fillies
Dislikes: ranting
Random fact: Won’t stop sending me porn.

8 points.

Come on, you know you love it…

submission

First name: Cactus. - Last name: Cactus. - Age: Cactus. - Gender: Cactus. - Sexual Orientation: Cactisexual. - Nationality: Cactus. - Relationship status: moar lyk 'relationship cactus' amirite? - Likes: Cacti. - Dislikes: Things that aren't cacti. - Random fact: You're a cactus. - I believe that's completely accurate.

Asked by lilboulder

2 points. :v

But you get 10 cactus points for being so cactus.

First name: Cactus Last name: Horse Age:19 Gender: MaleSexual Orientation: Straight Nationality: American Relationship status: Single Likes: CMC Dislikes: Losing PC scripts Random fact: Half of the horses on tumblr are not

Asked by soulsilverlyra-deactivated20150

7 points.

Very impressive.

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The problems of writing

theauthorman:

agent257:
pitchblack-the-nightmare-king:
Having a Beginning
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But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
WHAT IS A PLOT
WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
WHAT IS WRITING
And most importantly:
HOW DO I TITLE
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very true

$broken-pen-draws: “ broken-pen: “ I’m not one for many words, so I’m gonna keep this short: Happy birthday, Tumblrpon! Thank you for allowing me to meet all the awesome people I’ve met. This picture contains only a fraction of all the wonderful...$

broken-pen-draws:

broken-pen:
I’m not one for many words, so I’m gonna keep this short:
Happy birthday, Tumblrpon! Thank you for allowing me to meet all the awesome people I’ve met. This picture contains only a fraction of all the wonderful characters that I’ve had the honor to interact with. This is, hands down, the liveliest and most miraculous community I have ever been in and I do hope it will grow (and mature!) over the next year.
You can grab the full-res version of this picture here. A list of all depicted tumblr users is posted here.
List of depicted people:
Jab and Spike (based on Canter Girls);
Zander hugging an Anon; papermillgraffiti on the plate;
nadine; Pinkie in the bowl;
Euphie and a bunch of annoying Anons;
Violetta;
finalskies;
Mason; fire-flash, cabbagebot, hats-and-horses, two-coloured, hi-scootaloo, and hazelhooves in the bowl;
Clive, the badly-colored unicorn; sillymessenger (now deleted) on the plate;
Yearly Sweetie Belle and Anton;
Cactus; forgetful-twilight, spyrobaro, youobviouslyloveoctavia, motherlyscootaloo, askseriousrainbow, askpoorlydrawnpony, zilof, ahappypichu-mod, and chaotic-conundrums in the bowl; discordsparkle being eaten;
Terry;
Carrot Quill;
Scavenging Otter; Karpetshark on the plate.
Miscellaneous rambling under the page break.
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Happy Birthday Tumblrpon!

And THANK YOU BASED BROKEN-PEN

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THIS IS ONE OF THE ONES THAT HAS A THREAT OF NOT BEING INCLUDED
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