Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

When people I used to talk to talk to me again, I just ……………… for a second and panic afterwards.

An average conversation with me

  • Cactus: April Fools 2014
  • >genderbend everyone
  • >switch up their sexual preferences
  • >???
  • >$$$
  • Mr Quill: FUCK 2014?
  • Mr Quill: AHHHH
  • Mr Quill: I'M GONNA BE 24 NEXT YEAR
  • Mr Quill: AHHH
  • Mr Quill: AHHH
  • Mr Quill: I'M NOT READY TO BE AN ADULT
  • Mr Quill: *SOBS UNCONTROLABLY*

When Xbox One was announced, I thought, “Wow that’s pretty cool. I wonder what others will think about this.”

Then I go here and everyone fucking hates it and I remember that I’m not a gamer.

I was just told that because I’m an artist, I’m an elitist jerk who takes his abilities for granted and I look down on non-artists because us art people are so awesome and everyone else sucks because they can’t let their imaginations run free like we can.

Actually no, I look down on assholes who think like this.

celestiawept2:

remember back in 2010 when everyone hated the cutie mark crusaders, because they were so /annoying/?

well not me i love them fillies they are the best horses and they capture my heart with their youthful antics*

(Source: astr4ltr4in)

I just logged into Tumblr and the only posts I’ve been liking since I got here are celestiawept2’s filly screenshots.