Cactus Codex

hollowgen:

keelayjams:

A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted

life is fragile and beautiful

(via nittany-tiger)

(via the-smiling-pony)

dagetsparrow:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(Source: batou, via fishermod)

I will spend like 10 minutes writing some thoughtful and introspective post about current events, then hesitate publishing it, and then inevitably scrap it.

Meanwhile, I will shitpost about being a plant in a heartbeat.

Of course not, that would be cannabisism.

A little late, but whatever. As a plant, I do not smoke other plants thank you

Oh god I didn’t realize I got so many requests and messages I’m sorry haven’t gotten to them yet ;2;

Consume plant

I’ve been using my dorm only for sleeping as of late c'mon I need a BREAK.

Tell me to draw something (aside from the things I’m contractually obligated to draw already, such as commission and blog work).

It varies, from pointy spines to poisonous oils to gross fruits and so forth! Animals can’t eat us if it hurts!

Many plants give up on defense and instead focus on being everywhere and overrunning everything. Strength in numbers!

Some are just impossible to bite into! Ever see a deer eat a tree? Nope!

Some eat bugs! It’s gross and unnatural, but it happens!

The spines are extremely pointy to dissuade potential attackers and door-to-door salesmen! If you must approach a cactus, please state your business and avoid physical contact!

Interact with a live plant! Learn about the plant ecosystem and issues facing our communities today!

b3nnimarru:

I do like how Celestia didn’t know she was a curse word.

(via fisherpon)

This is such a weird place for a song but I’ll allow it for the joke.