Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Do you fantasize about Post Crusade Scootaloo getting impregnated by a kind, caring Post Crusade version of Rain Catcher?

Asked by Anonymous

WHO IS THIS?

ONLY A FEW PEOPLE REFER TO PC SCOOTS LIKE THAT.

IS IT PEN?

I KNOW IT’S PEN

PENNNN!

And no, I don’t. Rain Catcher is a Sam thing and it should remain as such. However, I do imagine RC flirting with PCSc and then promptly being sucker-punched in the left cheek.

What's your biggest fear when it comes to Equestria Girls, and what are you most excited/interested to see about it?

Asked by jingerjargon

My biggest fear is that it’s simply going to be a generic high school drama flick. It’s not necessarily a bad thing. But those types of stories put me to sleep.

I’m hoping that the gist of it will be unique and surprising. My expectations are fairly high. >_>

Have you ever dreamed of standing above a field littered with the broken bodies of your enemies?

Asked by Anonymous

Ehhhh not exactly.

I was never that type of person to wish death upon enemies. All I want is for them to simply float away into the vacuum of non-existence. (◡‿◡✿)

With Big Brother Microsoft snooping over our Skype messages, where else can we go to exchange lewd texts about touching butts?

Your Derpy mothers day comic got on EQD. Thoughts?

Asked by Anonymous

It did?

*checks*

Holy crap, it did.

Oh no, my Deviantart is being rediscovered! DX