Post Cactus

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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First name: Cactus. - Last name: Cactus. - Age: Cactus. - Gender: Cactus. - Sexual Orientation: Cactisexual. - Nationality: Cactus. - Relationship status: moar lyk 'relationship cactus' amirite? - Likes: Cacti. - Dislikes: Things that aren't cacti. - Random fact: You're a cactus. - I believe that's completely accurate.

2 points. :v

But you get 10 cactus points for being so cactus.

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I’m not one for many words, so I’m gonna keep this short:

Happy birthday, Tumblrpon! Thank you for allowing me to meet all the awesome people I’ve met. This picture contains only a fraction of all the wonderful characters that I’ve had the honor to interact with. This is, hands down, the liveliest and most miraculous community I have ever been in and I do hope it will grow (and mature!) over the next year.

You can grab the full-res version of this picture here. A list of all depicted tumblr users is posted here.

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Happy Birthday Tumblrpon!

And THANK YOU BASED BROKEN-PEN

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THIS IS ONE OF THE ONES THAT HAS A THREAT OF NOT BEING INCLUDED

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

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Guide on How to Become Scramjet’s Unfriend

  1. You must unconditionally hate Octavia. Failure to do is grounds for dismissal from the SSBFN (super stupid best friends never) club.
  2. At no time must you ship Vinyl and Octavia. If unsure, contact NoTP supervisor SamRose for counseling.
  3. Liking of Applejack IS MANDATORY.
  4. You must be annoyed with Scrammy’s Madoka Magica crap, even if you like it. It will never subside… ever.
  5. If Scrammy fails to update one of his blogs, you must beat the crap out of him and promptly unfollow. Also, delete his progress on Kerbal Space Program.
  6. DOWN WITH THE FISH ò]ó
  7. Slander and insult the Cult of Smooze. ALL MUST PERISH FOR THEIR BLASPHEMY
  8. Always set fire to Scrammy in L4D2. He loves that.
  9. Don’t set fire to Wolvan. Only Scram-scram.
  10. You must hate Octavia. It cannot be stressed enough.
  11. NASCAR is the best motorsport out there. TJ preaches the truth.
  12. You must be sexually turned off by the sight and mention of a jet.
  13. NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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  15. Hug Terry 24/7. He probably deserves it.
  16. Exposure to Octavia must be AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS
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