Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

merryandgloomy:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

Tumblr: Where the stream of your consciousness is written down, commented on, and nothing is taboo.

(via discordsparkle)

vampireshadow:

hungarysovaries:

pchoooooooooooooooooooo:

shorlok:

marintan:

elasticitymudflap:

adrimnzr:

hrmnzr - We Are SHOTS☆CANDY

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(◕‿◕✿)  if you aint getting crunk
 
(◡‿◡✿) get da fuq out da club

Why is this so addicting. I don’t understand. Someone help me. 

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(via a-nocturnal-light)

kukimao:

Anywho, I’ve seen lots of LPS and MLP crossovers before but they’re usually the ponies with the pets that have similar personalities or colours. 
Why not ponies and pets with the same talents?

I AM GOING TO COLOUR THIS!! (eventually) I just need to finish something else first.
Forgive me, I haven’t drawn ponies in such a long time so I’m a little rusty.

(via pvryohei)

Every time I do one of those drawings, I can’t help but realize that almost every one of them has (or has had) some sort of error, mostly anatomical goofs or missing elements.

The only one that hasn’t been caught with errors has been “Candlelight.”

A while ago, I followed my 600th blog. So I decided to do a cleanup. In the end, I was down to 523.

Now I’m back to 600. ._.

Oh boy.

For the past few days, I’ve been unmotivated as fuck.

Now, I’m itching to get back to work. But then school/parents came along and decided to pile a bunch of stuff on my shoulders. Priorities. v_v

Unfortunately, when this happens, I enter a loop of bullshit. Where I spend my free days with art block, but my motivated days under mountains of exams and homework. And by the time all that work is done, I become unmotivated yet again.

Buh.