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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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merryandgloomy:
“ the-darkmortaldevices:
“ gallifrey-feels:
“ mellieforyellie:
“ scarvenrot:
“ mooneymannyinthesky:
“ yukitalia:
“ 8oo:
“ youregoingtolovemynuts:
“ dysphorism:
“ I am still thinking about this
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Actually, the fruit of a tree is...
dysphorism

I am still thinking about this

youregoingtolovemynuts

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

8oo

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

yukitalia

mooneymannyinthesky

okay now i’ll reblog it

scarvenrot

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

mellieforyellie

You’re really passionate about apples

gallifrey-feels

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

the-darkmortaldevices

liquefied apple fetus.

merryandgloomy

Tumblr: Where the stream of your consciousness is written down, commented on, and nothing is taboo.

Source: dysphorism
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Why is this so addicting. I don’t understand. Someone help me. 

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Oh boy.

For the past few days, I’ve been unmotivated as fuck.

Now, I’m itching to get back to work. But then school/parents came along and decided to pile a bunch of stuff on my shoulders. Priorities. v_v

Unfortunately, when this happens, I enter a loop of bullshit. Where I spend my free days with art block, but my motivated days under mountains of exams and homework. And by the time all that work is done, I become unmotivated yet again.

Buh.

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