Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

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  • Bad Bloom: So how many tree's would it take to make thoses paper pony's in that mile stone? 19 full grow trees. 20 if you count the globe.
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): The globe is plastic. >.<
  • Bad Bloom: Lies! And you know it. I'm just glad bad bloom wasn't made. Then it would be 21. You so going get beat up by tree hugging hippie for cutting there tree's down.
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): *PR voice* All paper ponies have been made by using special trees from a controlled woodland area.
  • Bad Bloom: And where is this controll woodland area at... Hmmm?
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): In Northern Ontario, Canada.
  • Bad Bloom: Really? Then how do you explain Apple Bloom then?
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): That is a loaded question. :v
  • Bad Bloom: Did you use apple trees for her... Answer the question!
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): No. We use cork oak.
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): Sweetie is pine. Scootaloo is maple. Dinky is sycamore. Rumble is driftwood.
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): The rest are micellaneous trees.
  • Bad Bloom: I didn't think canda had all those type's of trees. (You know you should make post for this as a joke.)
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): We imported them and keep them in a greenhouse.

Tomorrow is the sophomore “Day of Recollection.” It’s like a recreational day and we we do all of these “fun” activities. I missed the freshmen day last year, and I heard that it was pretty good. Plus, it’s an optional attendance day since there are no classes.

Just now I find out that there’s a long Mass at the end of the day.

Ahahahahahhahahahahahaha not worth it. ._.

I had a great joke about the latest drama outbreak, but mobile Tumblr ate it. Now I’m sad.

Looks like this year will be another pony convention-less year for me.

I will not be able to attend Big Apple Ponycon in NYC (the closest one to where I live) since it conflicts with our spring vacation to Virginia.

Maybe there’ll be a con in Philadelphia?

Annual Tumblrpon Blog Awards: Best of the Mane 6AJTwilightPinkieRarityFluttershyRainbow Dash... →

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bloggiesawards:

Best of the Mane 6

AJ

Twilight

Pinkie

Rarity

Fluttershy

Rainbow Dash

Best Princess

Celestia

Luna

Cadence

Best CMC

Scootaloo

Applebloom

Sweetie Belle

Babs Seed

Best Background Pony Blog

Best Fanfic Based Blogs

Best Parody Blog

Best Villian Blog

Discord

Nightmare Moon

Sombra

Harhar

Look. Tumblrpon awards. Go and nominate blogs that aren’t mine. 8D

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"((Special script written by my brother who’d like to be called KeviRaptor, but whom I call Pineapples.))" Of all the things you've ever written, THIS is the weirdest. And it made me laugh so hard XD

Asked by scifibrony

colonelcheru:

azulezircon:

crisisdragonfly:

cliffrose-acetone:

robbazkingofsweden:

So basically this guy that I go to school with had to do a video about this academy called the CTE Academy, which is ridiculously far from our own and takes up three class periods, with you only earning one credit. He was told to make a video to promote this academy.
He made this.

This was about 823742 times better than I thought it would be

This is literally the best thing I’ve seen

Dear god, I’m crying.

this is the best video ever.

(Source: orarewedancy, via 8bitrk-d)