Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

I’m going to be brutally honest.

I really messed up with Post Crusade.

Bringing it out of it’s mess is going to be a challenge.

And this is the third time I’m revising it.

What if this keeps happening? Am I doomed to keep beating a horse that probably won’t last any longer?

I just hope that this third revision will last longer without much issues.

If not, then I’ll just quit. ‘Cause I can’t keep doing this.

And it sucks because I really love working on PC. It’s become my pride and joy. I want to tell the story, and I want to end it correctly.

Though, I’m not sure I can.

State the current condition of Tumblrpon post-AliTwi

Asked by Anonymous

I can’t tell at this point. Too much smoke.

Since you're doing TMI Tuesday... What's the exact function of a rubber duck? Who's line is it? If you were going to murder someone, what would be your weapon of choice? What's your zodiac sign? Which fandom, not the tv show or book or whatever, but the fans and what they do, is your favorite? What's your favorite Shakespeare play? Favorite book series? Narnia or Hogwarts? Favorite super power? Ever slept in a nest of blankets and pillows? Favorite bagel toppings? Do you have fluffy hair?

Asked by 7un4-c4p70r-deactivated20130225
  • A rubber duck is used to emulate your secret dreams of being a fish superhero with a quacking sidekick.
  • I think it’s Colin’s. If not, me.
  • A heavy book about the importance of not killing people.
  • Aries.
  • Judging by the fact that MLP is the first and only fandom I’ve been in, I guess it’s my favorite. ^^’
  • Antony and Cleopatra
  • lskfdlfdjkg I don’t really have a favorite book series.
  • Hogwarts.
  • Teleportation, please.
  • I can’t sleep without my cocoon of warm sheets, blankets and pillow. :3
  • Cream cheese. All my friends wretch at that for some reason.
  • My best friends keep saying that I have fluffy hair. But I don’t. ._.

I'm doing a server... How many times a week do you masturbate? %~%

Asked by Anonymous

Maybe 5 or 6 times a week.

Also, I don’t think sex with a server is a good thing. Neither is mentioning it in this message. ._.

Emergency Commission Drive!

carrotquill:

naomiknight17:

Hi all!

I really wanted to wait until I was caught up on requests before doing this, but I am opening commissions!

I’ve missed a lot of work lately due to illnesses and a death in my family, followed by a (temporary)layoff, and the strain is starting to show. I started getting collections calls today and it really stressed me out and no matter how I look at it, I just can’t balance my budget this month.

So!

Commission prices are as follows:

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Sketches - $3
Just a quick little sketchy outline of a character or simple scene, perhaps to establish a character’s build or give you something to ink. Or just for fun! Note, your sketch will likely be cleaner than this, I didn’t have a great example.

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Lined - $5
Basically an inked sketch. Great if you like colouring things in. Requests can be more complex than the sample.

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Flat Colour/Simple Shading - $8
Includes basic OC reference pictures.

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Full Shaded Pic - $15-$50
This one is ranged because it depends on what you want. One character, simple or no background? Lower end of the range. Three characters hugging in the Canterlot Palace throne room? HIgher end of the range.

NSFW - If you want NSFW please send me an ask or fanmail and I’ll give you a quote based on your request. (I’m sorry, there will be no foalcon or human-on pony, but just about anything else I should be able to work with.)

I reserve the right to refuse requests that I feel are outside my ability or that I am not comfortable depicting. 

To make a commission request, simply send me an ask. 

Payments will be through Paypal. Once I’ve accepted your request, I will send you my email via Tumblr so that you can forward the money. Once I have received it, I will get going on your piece.

Thank you to everyone who bothered to read this! <3


Please help my dear friend, she’s really in a bind right now.

Tablet?

Asked by Anonymous

A nice little Wacom Bamboo Capture (the medium sized one).