Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

You aren't gonna leave us on DeviantArt art you? *sad face*

Asked by Anonymous

*sigh*

I won’t be posting much there anymore since I now spend almost all of my time on Tumblr.

But don’t fret. I’ll post something occasionally to keep you aware that I’m still here. But it does indeed look like my DA days are numbered.

It’s been a great run. The DA community is the reason all of this was able to take off. No matter what anyone will say about them, I’ll always remember it as the start of my art career, and the birthplace of PC.

So here’s to you. And I hope to see you all again soon.

"*screams internally at the fact that someone made a PC-based blog*" Are these screams out of fear, anguish, joy?

Asked by theblackwidower

Mostly joy.

Though some parts consisted of pure shock.

derkrazykraut:

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE FILLY SCOUTS, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS CAMPING TRIPS, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED BADGES. I AM TRAINED IN COMMUNITY SERVICE AND I’M THE TOP SELLER OF COOKIES IN MY SCOUT TROOP. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER OUTSIDER. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SCOUTS ACROSS THE EQUESTRIA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY BARE HOOVES. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN CANOEING, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF UTILITY KNIVES AND SPADES AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN’T, YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW YOU’RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT. I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO.

(via dreamofhircine)

Ask Babs: 1000 Follower: Competition →

babs.mlp-nlgma.com

ask-babs:

Having just passed 1,000 followers, I feel like I should do something special so I decided to throw a competition! There will be three winners!

What Will You Win?

  • Help Babs overcome an obstacle on her first story arc. She will be going on some sort of soul searching adventure to try uncover her cutie mark. With each of the three trials she will encounter, your choice of character (OC or Alter-Ego-Canon) will provide her with advice or assistance.
  • Free Full Colour Picture of any character (Canon or OC) you choose!
  • DotA 2 (I have too many of these…)

Rules:
  • You must be following the blog of course.
  • You get entered once with every reblog and favorite.
  • Please don’t create/enter with multiple accounts.
  • Three winners will be picked with a random number generator.

The competition ends on the 1st of February 2013 at 00:00AM. The reason that I am setting the deadline so far ahead is that I have a couple big things planned for Winter Prom 2013 and I am kind of busy with University and I don’t want to overwhelm myself. As a result I don’t want to make promises that are unlikely to happen. Feel free to spread the word!

Not long left!

(Source: sodiumpoisoning, via sodiumpoisoning)

Oh.

You can’t use Missing E’s “Post Tumblr Crushes” feature because…

oh.