Giraffe
Asked by scootalu
Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

NO. WORSE.
I AM YOUR SON.

I BELIEVE.

NADA!
PORQUE A TI NO ME GUSTA! D:<

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME KETCHUP ON THOSE FRIES?
me 2 <3
(But only on Mondays between 9AM-3PM.)
I’M STILL EATING MY SANDWICH.
BITCH, CALM DOWN.
(3 normal questions before a sexual question. New record! :D)
*ahem* Yes.
We must attack at the core. Their stronghold. The elites. They all shall suffer and perish at the hooves of PirateWorm.
We must infiltrate their command centers and sound the bells of the best ship. We will bring their empire to a halt, and we will be victorious.
DEADPIRATE WILL BE BURIED. LONG LIVE PIRATEWORM.
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE?!
Only on Wednesdays and Fridays.
Couldn’t help it.
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Out-freakin’-standing Zilof. Well done!
((Mod blog reblog. Too good to keep hidden there.))
I need to sleep.
(PC: Rumble’s cloud (Clara) and Scoot’s cloud (Clyde))