Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

It’s becoming more and more apparent that collaborations with multiple people is not something I’ll ever be good at.

Especially if I refuse to get sorry ass into the conversation and start talking instead of hiding in the background like I always do.

Sorry guys. If I couldn’t do it before, then I probably won’t do it in the future.

I really think I should leave.

Since they’re so popular now, I might as well reveal the others’ Metaphorically Visible Emotions, or MVEs.

  • Apple Bloom: Natura the Apple Blossom of Maturity. It’s actually Apple Bloom’s thoughts on maturing, so it frequently yelps out, “You are now in heat” or, “ There’s Scootaloo, stare at her haunch.” Like Scootaloo, Bloom has the problem where she sometimes takes Natura seriously. >_>
  • Dinky: Ben the Empty Black Dwarf (Star). Basically, it’s the same thoughts that Sweetie had succumbed to; nihilism and the emptiness of reality. Unlike Sweetie, Dinky chooses to ignore it almost completely, which is why she's intelligent, yet spontaneous and positive.
  • Rumble: Clara the Panphobic Cloud. It’s all possible fears wrapped up in a wispy pack of bullshit. He chooses not to listen to it… unless it’s something that he's legitimately afraid of. Examples include large bodies of water, wildfires, and sometimes even Scootaloo.

Don’t get too attached to them, though. Only Clyde plays a key role in PC. The others are just there to acknowledge that they exist (aka your entertainment). You might not even see them all. :/

The amount of people in the house is keeping the temperature at 72 degrees. It’s 39 outside.

Motherfucker, my family knows how to throw a party.

They’re playing slow songs and this guys keeps going, “WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!”

We’re 4 hours in. It’s gonna be a long night. Unless they run out of pisco sour. Then everyone will jump overboard and swim away.

Oh. And some guy hijacked my desktop computer. o_o

I want to draw birthday gifts! But there are too many to keep track of! DX

And I really need to update PC.

So. I guess no more B-Day drawings. Sorry. :c