Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

I will feast on your entrails and devour your soul.

Asked by Anonymous

Well then. Careful, now. I’m high in cholesterol and bullshit.

scherzicscrawlings:

Stupid silly sketches from MLPG.  Most of them replies to another person who was drawing as Rumble.

Turns out it was Dovne.  Neat!

But yeah this is what my brain churns out after staying up till 6AM.  IDEK.

(Source: scherzosscrawlings)

Hmm. Been a while since I’ve seen some good ol'fashioned drama.

*eats popcorn*

Story Idea: “Zero Days” An alternate ending to “Sleepless in Ponyville” and a subsequent story. [Sad, Lost Childhood, Shipping] Ponyville is in a state of shock and mourning after Scootaloo was killed after falling off a waterfall. Eventually,...

Story Idea:

“Zero Days”

An alternate ending to “Sleepless in Ponyville” and a subsequent story. [Sad, Lost Childhood, Shipping]

Ponyville is in a state of shock and mourning after Scootaloo was killed after falling off a waterfall. Eventually, they’ll move on and put this accident behind them.

But Scoots still roams around, still looking for someone she can talk to as a ghost. She’s invisible to everyone except Sweetie Belle, who refuses to let her go. Together, they’ll travel to the ends of Equestria in search of the legendary Ruby of Life, a gem with the power to heal and bring the dead back to life again. It’s an impossible mission, but Sweetie is willing to risk everything in order to have one more breathing moment with her once best friend.


Maybe I’ll make this a fanfic. All I have to do is acquire the ability to write a story on paper.

Capes or Fedoras? What's your favorite kind of pie? What stuffed animal was your favorite as a kid and do you still keep it? Least favorite fandom? Pears or butter? Do you like lumpy cream of wheat? Favorite ice cream topping? What's your zodiac sign? What's your favorite pick up line you've ever heard? When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? What books/video games/tv shows do you consider your "childhood"? Ever broken a bone? Summer or winter? Hogwarts or Narnia?

Asked by prima-donna-the-pegasus-deactiv
  • Meh. I know you’d hate me for this, but fedoras.
  • Apple.
  • I had this stuffed dog since I was 4. I don’t sleep with it anymore, but I still have it in my room.
  • I really can’t answer this.
  • Butter. Pears are ugh.
  • I don’t like cream of wheat in general.
  • M&Ms and chocolate syrup
  • Aries
  • “Help me, I’m dying. Dying to meet you.”
  • I wanted to be a cop. Not because of the gun, but because of the pepper spray. ._.
  • Those ancient Reader Rabbit educational games practically taught me how to read and speak English. ._.
  • Yes I have. Both arms at the same time. A great end to summer 2009. v_v
  • Although, I still love summer.
  • Hogwarts.

Should I trust the government?

Asked by Anonymous

Yes you should.

And I’m not saying that because I’m a government official. Because I’m not.

(paid for by the Inter-Dimensional Communications Commission of Equestria and the Ministry of Domestic Security and Interests of Equestria.)

How hard do you like to take it in the poop hole?

Asked by Anonymous

Very hard.

But I doubt that I’ll get anywhere with that little macaroni you have.