Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Scootaflew Factory scoot and JARD sexy night adventure

  • Factory Scoots: Oh yeah. And I bet Flew has sensitive wings~
  • Factory Scoots: Really sensitive wings to nibble~ And massage~ And dominate~
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: ...n-no
  • Matthew: SHE DOES
  • Factory Scoots: *Nibbles Flew's wings*
  • Dashaloo: well this escalated quickly
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *pushes factory away* stop...
  • Factory Scoots: Nope~ *Pushes Flew over*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: uhhhhh gamer help
  • Matthew: Sorry looking for coins
  • Matthew: c:
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: -shakes head- comon!!!
  • Factory Scoots: *Nibbles ear*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *pushes head away* stop it...please
  • Factory Scoots: Why should I, you obviously like it~ *Nibbles wings*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *blushes* ...no i don't...
  • Factory Scoots: Yes you do~ *Pins limbs an nibbles wings harder*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *whimpers*
  • Factory Scoots: Maybe I should dress you up in a french maid costume and have you trot around the Rainbow Factory~
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: w-why would i agree to that?
  • Factory Scoots: Because I'm bigger and older than you~ And I'm going to break you~ *Nibbles your wings more*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash) watch quietly the scene
  • Factory Scoots: You interested in joining~?
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): i... can i?
  • Factory Scoots: Of course~
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *looks at j.a.r.d* n-no help me...
  • Factory Scoots: Oh she'll help you all right~ *Nibbles ear* She'll help you enjoy this~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *nibble flew other ear~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *kiss flew neck~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *kiss flew cheeks~
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *blushing a great deal* S-stop *jumps up to get away*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *grab flew by the legs and bring her back~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): you cant escape
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: ((brb i goto make super :T ))
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): come one Facto scoot help me here~
  • Factory Scoots: *Grabs Flew's wings, nibbling on them to keep her in place*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: ((nvm))
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *trying to get out* c-comon guys it's not funny anymore...let me go...
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *go get a mysterious box~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): oh you gonna love this.
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *open the box
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *a pretty and sexy Maid outfit is inside
  • Factory Scoots: Why should we let you go before you get all cute~ *Holds Flew in place*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: im not putting that...on
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *dress flew up in the cute and sexy outfit~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Well you dont have a choice~
  • Factory Scoots: You don't have a choice. *Lets go of Flew after the dress is put on.* So cute~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): awww look at her.
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): so cute, and sexy rawrr~
  • Factory Scoots: Oh, and you're not wearing panties it seems! *places hoof under Flew's dress*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): oups my bad i forgot them at home hehehe~
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *jump up* eep no
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): here let me get something.
  • Factory Scoots: Oh, and what about those ropes for your wings~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *come back with a vibrator with a little remote for the intensity.
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *moves away slowly while they're getting the stuff*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): hey come back here
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *flys off* n-no!
  • Factory Scoots: *Pulls wings to keep Flew down*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): you cant fly your wings are tied up
  • Factory Scoots: *Ties up wings*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *sits there embarrassed*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): now facto hold her when i put the vibro in.
  • Factory Scoots: *Holds Flew's legs open*
  • TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom/Autumn Rush): What in the high fuck is going on in here?
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *starts kicking* nonononononononono
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Nothing Tj go away
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *put it in.
  • TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom/Autumn Rush): T.J.*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): here we go
  • TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom/Autumn Rush): TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom/Autumn Rush) leaves
  • Factory Scoots: We're ineticating the new Scoots~
  • Dashaloo: Dashaloo will have to draw this scene later
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): here facto take the vibro remote.
  • Matthew: Matthew pushes tj away, shush you
  • Factory Scoots: *Takes remote and turns it up slowly*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *squeeks a bit in surprise*
  • Factory Scoots: I think she likes it~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *get over flew and give her a long and moist kiss~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *then facto get a kiss too~
  • [Θ][Σ] Scherzo: ...wat
  • Factory Scoots: *Kisses Flew too, turning the remote up ever so slightly*
  • Matthew: NO
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Lol
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *cries a bit* assholes...
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): alright im done here she all yours facto. *fly away on a cloud not so far away* but im still watching you~
  • Factory Scoots: Oh well, looks like the game is up. *Lets Flew go*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): and then they all fuck
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): The end.
  • Matthew: ,c,
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *punches factory in the face and flys away*

I was having tacos for dinner with the brother. Then he asked out of nowhere, “So where exactly are you going with Post Crusade?”

At this point, I’m not entirely sure of a general path which PC will take. But I decided to humor him, and talk about some bullshit ideas that came out of my head at that moment.

The result was this. (Contains PC lore, and some spoilers.)

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Hmm. This morning, I had 2021 followers.

Then I lost one and gained one within an hour.

Then I gained one, making the total 2022.

Now I lost 2.

You people are indecisive!

PC: Behind the Scenes - Snow My brother calls it genius. I call it a bit lazy. Rather than redraw tiny snowflakes for every panel, I use this. This is the overlay layer of snow I used in the recent panels on Post Crusade (laid out on a 2000x5000...

PC: Behind the Scenes - Snow

My brother calls it genius. I call it a bit lazy. Rather than redraw tiny snowflakes for every panel, I use this.

This is the overlay layer of snow I used in the recent panels on Post Crusade (laid out on a 2000x5000 canvas).

It’s made up of three different little tiles of snow that were grouped and duplicated to form a larger overlay.

PC panels are drawn on a 1080x1920 canvas (Yes. In HD). So the final panel would have a small portion of this layer visible. I can move the layer around to simulate falling/blowing snow. For heavier snow, I duplicate the overlay and shift it around a bit to not look obvious. 

Similarly, I have a crude rain overlay from the Nightmare Night comic.

Drawing RD with a sweater for an update. Showing it to people. Suddenly…

[8:21:48 PM] I’M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT: http://blogs-images.forbes.com/carolpinchefsky/files/2012/03/StarTrekCast.jpg

[8:21:50 PM] I’M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT: imsosorry

[8:22:21 PM] Cacti (Post Crusade): wut

[8:22:51 PM] Übertreiber: Yes, one could see some similarities.

[8:23:05 PM] I’M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT: that’s all I could think of initially

[8:23:21 PM] I’M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT: if you draw the insignia on it i will love you forever

[8:23:30 PM] I’M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT: more than i already do

Then this happened.

The Hitler Game →

en.wikipedia.org

sturmtruppen:

c-d-e:

death-0f-the-endless:

openmypandorica:

openmypandorica:

pedhua:

shithowdy:

That link leads to a random Wikipedia page. From your random page, the goal is to try and get to Hitler’s page through only following links.  Don’t cheat and click on something you think won’t get you to the page, you have to try to reach it. You win if it takes you less than six clicks.

Australian rules football in Samoa > Australian rules football in Germany > Germany > Adolf Hitler

easy af

Tex Wilson > 1946 deaths > 1940’s deaths > 1945 deaths > Adolf Hitler

I did it again because I used Google for the other one.

Fox (animal) >  United Kingdom > Germany > World War II > Adolf Hitler

Alexis Krasilovsky > Andy Warhol > Austria-Hungary > German Empire > Nazi Germany > Adolf Hitler

Started at Portuguese WIne. Clicked on the first, non-grammer link on each page. Eventually got into a cycle of fact, proven, evidence, etc. Didn’t work.

You couldn’t do it because you played it wrong.

I started at Portugese Wine > German Wine > Germany > Adolf Hitler

Sachs Harbour (David Nasogaluak Jr. Saaryuaq) Airport > Canada > Nazi Germany > Adolf Hitler

Too easy.

(Source: owlpellet, via dreamofhircine)

Whoa whoa whoa.

In the scene where AB and Babs are running around that tree and AB falls over from dizziness, you can hear the Wilhelm scream. XD