Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

Note to self.

Never start a story arc of feels at the same time Pregnant-Scoots is in the middle of one.

has your clop been posted on Equestrisa After Dark?

Asked by Anonymous

Nope.

In case you weren’t aware, I’m not the most famous pony artist around. And I don’t have a clop tumblr (anymore) so, that doesn’t help.

ITS A GOOD DAY TO DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE BY ME TO HELP MY BROTHER TO DEFEAT THE ENEMYS

Asked by Anonymous

I LOVE YELLING AND SAYING THE THINGS THAT MOST OTHER PEOPLE CANNOT REALLY INTERPRET OR UNDERSTAND CORRECTLY!

SO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOUR BROTHER DEFEAT THE ENEMIES? WILL THERE BE COOKIES? I CAN’T REALLY FIGHT A BATTLE WITHOUT COOKIES!

How often do you clop? Do you clop to your own porn?

Asked by Anonymous

I answered this before. Last time I’m doing so.

I clop maybe once every few days or so. And yes, although it’s a bit unprofessional of me, I do occasionally clop to my own porn.

Do you have any sexual related fetishes?

Asked by Anonymous

Not really, no.

Technically, the only real anomaly is the clop. But that’s it.

I’m a (relatively) boring person.

WHAT SHOULD I GET MY CRUSH FOR CHRISTMAS, BTW WE'RE BESTEST FRIENDS EVER SO IT WOULDN'T BE WEIRD ALSO SEX SEX AGSUHJIKOPL{:} WHATS GOING O APPLEdasfasfdsfcxvghuyi87832

Asked by Anonymous

Bring your relationship to the next level with this giant strap-on that I accidentally stole from the girl who tried to stick it up my ass!

Don’t worry! It hasn’t been used! I think.

It’s third+fourth period study hall. So that means it’s TMI Tuesday!

Send in questions that are either really knowledgeable or sexually disturbing.

I’ve been aware of it for months. But now I’m finally addressing it.

Yes, guys. Scootaloo’s cutie mark in PC does look similar in nature to Sibsy’s OC Wildfire’s cutie mark.

I get it. It slipped my mind when I came up with it in January.

I find it strange though, that people didn’t start pointing it out until Wildfire made that cameo appearance in “Royal Wedding pt.1”. :/

But yes. I know they look similiar, even though mine is more crappily drawn and it’s a scooter wheel rather than a race tire.