Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

What was your first experience with masturbation like?

Asked by Anonymous

It was like playing with a jack-in-the-box for the first time and getting scared when the thing popped out from fucking nowhere.

I was (and still am) an awkward kid…

toonboy92484:

emdefmek:

toonboy92484:

emdefmek:

thomaschefferson:

chocolatepony:

Okay last post for the night. Gendid told me I should do this. (Yes, this is satire.)

But.. but… I want to be on the Evil Council of Evil.. :c

GCC should be running the Podcasting branch of evil. Because we are actually evil. 

‘Evil GCC’ = very entertaining and interesting

Fun fact, aside from Chef Sandy, Apple Cider, and the Grimace, I have no idea who these other people are. 

I assume you’re calling Purple Tinker the Grimace, lol

My guess is fan art is Egophiliac, music Living Tombstone, Sethisto as leader, and not sure about fanfic or animation.

“Animation” is Mr. Poniator.

And “Fanfics”… um… looks like Littlepip from Fallout: Equestria. So Kkat?

I get home.

I log into Tumblr and start scrolling down my Dashboard for missed posts, like I always do.

And then, “TUMBLR VIRUS ERMAHGERD!!! D:”

Wow, I really miss a lot when I’m in school. >.<

Typical Chatting

  • Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): wow thats pretty stupid
  • Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): bronycon on twitter was all like "BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMING UP"
  • Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): "DONT MISS IT"
  • Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): "JUST WAIT A LITTLE LONGER"
  • Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): and the freaking announcement was the announced brony musicians that are going to be playing at bronypalooza, keep in mind these are the musicians that were obviously gonna show up...
  • Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): what an announcement
  • Matthew: o:
  • Jose G.: o:
  • Torta di Cactus: o:
  • SamRose: o:
  • Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): o:
  • Jose G.: this chat in a nutshell