What was your first experience with masturbation like?
Asked by AnonymousIt was like playing with a jack-in-the-box for the first time and getting scared when the thing popped out from fucking nowhere.
I was (and still am) an awkward kid…
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It was like playing with a jack-in-the-box for the first time and getting scared when the thing popped out from fucking nowhere.
I was (and still am) an awkward kid…
Study hall again. Let’s do some TMI Tuesday stuff!
Ask away.
Scootaloo. Wat r u doin? Scootaloo. Stahp.
((was this coincidental or…? O.o))
dID I DO IT RIGHT?
IT IS CANON
MINI-SCOOTS x POST CRUSADE
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Okay last post for the night. Gendid told me I should do this. (Yes, this is satire.)
But.. but… I want to be on the Evil Council of Evil.. :c
GCC should be running the Podcasting branch of evil. Because we are actually evil.
‘Evil GCC’ = very entertaining and interesting
Fun fact, aside from Chef Sandy, Apple Cider, and the Grimace, I have no idea who these other people are.
I assume you’re calling Purple Tinker the Grimace, lol
My guess is fan art is Egophiliac, music Living Tombstone, Sethisto as leader, and not sure about fanfic or animation.
“Animation” is Mr. Poniator.
And “Fanfics”… um… looks like Littlepip from Fallout: Equestria. So Kkat?
Oh look. A wild Twilight Sparkle.
“I was born in an explosion!”
Technically, since I’m a fusion of Discord and Twilight Sparkle I suppose I am my parents? I don’t know….
*coughScootaloocough*
*sneezeAppleBloomkindacough*
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I get home.
I log into Tumblr and start scrolling down my Dashboard for missed posts, like I always do.
And then, “TUMBLR VIRUS ERMAHGERD!!! D:”
Wow, I really miss a lot when I’m in school. >.<
pretty much, yEAH
its a gif but its still…IT REALLY IS WHAT MY BLOG IS.
OFMG
asdlfj;lk YES

Uh… what?
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Yep.
F.A.T.I.G.U.E
I feel like shit as you can see.