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afroblademaster-deactivated2013 asked:

wait you draw clop? I didn't know that...I would like to see it.

The ellipsis in that sentence makes it sound 10 times creepier than it’s should be.

And I shall not link to the obviously erotic and non-Tumblr-friendly artwork here unless I have the majority’s vote.

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Anonymous asked:

ITS A GOOD DAY TO DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE BY ME TO HELP MY BROTHER TO DEFEAT THE ENEMYS

I LOVE YELLING AND SAYING THE THINGS THAT MOST OTHER PEOPLE CANNOT REALLY INTERPRET OR UNDERSTAND CORRECTLY!

SO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOUR BROTHER DEFEAT THE ENEMIES? WILL THERE BE COOKIES? I CAN’T REALLY FIGHT A BATTLE WITHOUT COOKIES!

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zerojanitor asked:

Amount of foreskin you possess?

Zero. I’m circumcised.

._.

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Anonymous asked:

Who do you prefer, me or Anon?

I LOVE YOU ALL!! :D

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discordsparkle asked:

blah blah blah sex blah?

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Anonymous asked:

How often do you clop? Do you clop to your own porn?

I answered this before. Last time I’m doing so.

I clop maybe once every few days or so. And yes, although it’s a bit unprofessional of me, I do occasionally clop to my own porn.

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Anonymous asked:

Do you have any sexual related fetishes?

Not really, no.

Technically, the only real anomaly is the clop. But that’s it.

I’m a (relatively) boring person.

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Anonymous asked:

WHAT SHOULD I GET MY CRUSH FOR CHRISTMAS, BTW WE'RE BESTEST FRIENDS EVER SO IT WOULDN'T BE WEIRD ALSO SEX SEX AGSUHJIKOPL{:} WHATS GOING O APPLEdasfasfdsfcxvghuyi87832

Bring your relationship to the next level with this giant strap-on that I accidentally stole from the girl who tried to stick it up my ass!

Don’t worry! It hasn’t been used! I think.

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asymmetricsolutions replied to your post: It’s third+fourth period study hall. So that means…

A girl invites you into her bedroom. Things get going and you end up on the bed mostly unclothed. Girl tells you to wait with a saucy look, then disappears. She returns with a strapon. What do you do? (Feel free to block me after this…)

Unless.

Then I’ll run away screaming.

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Annnnddd Tumblr is not letting me answer questions.

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It’s third+fourth period study hall. So that means it’s TMI Tuesday!

Send in questions that are either really knowledgeable or sexually disturbing.

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I’ve been aware of it for months. But now I’m finally addressing it.

Yes, guys. Scootaloo’s cutie mark in PC does look similar in nature to Sibsy’s OC Wildfire’s cutie mark.

I get it. It slipped my mind when I came up with it in January.

I find it strange though, that people didn’t start pointing it out until Wildfire made that cameo appearance in “Royal Wedding pt.1”. :/

But yes. I know they look similiar, even though mine is more crappily drawn and it’s a scooter wheel rather than a race tire.

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What’s a Scootaloo without a scooter?

Here’s that PC version of that orange pegasus with a modified scooter. It’s rigged for snow!

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[mattmodblog]

 I regret nothing c:

Kris <3

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MY POST!!! >:c

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[mostcertainlynotabrony]

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd dead

Scootaloo hop by  ~Iks83